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getting high...except for 1

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Slurms McKenzie, May 12, 2011.

  1. #1 Slurms McKenzie, May 12, 2011
    so my friend i believe is homosexual is with us today and me...him....and a 3rd person smoked a few bowl....maybe .4 of DANK but the problem is that one homosexual friend doesnt ever feel it...
    Now riddle me this grasscity, why is he a pussy who cant hang?
     
  2. #2 Flight96, May 12, 2011
    what...? lol.

    I don't understand how he doesn't feel it but he can't hang at the same time.
     
  3. #3 Makizushi, May 12, 2011
    he probably doesn't know how to inhale
    and you probably shouldn't be so negative just because the dude is gay
     
  4. #4 Gods Boner, May 12, 2011
    You didn't know that homosexuals have DNA that is altered that doesn't allow thc receptors to be developed. Or maybe he's lacing the weed and you all black out without knowing while he pleases you subconsciously.
     
  5. #5 mushroomsatsuji, May 12, 2011
    Its because you secretly have a crush on him
     
  6. #6 RzaStyle, May 12, 2011
    hope it's sarcasm or a troll
     
  7. #7 Slurms McKenzie, May 12, 2011
    hey fuck you!!!!!!!
    these are real world problems...........:smoke:
     
  8. #8 iSPARK, May 12, 2011
    ... I don't understand the question here?
    Why can't gays smoke weed?
    Or why can't he smoke weed?
    I guess both have the same answer though, he's not inhaling.
     
  9. #9 Gods Boner, May 12, 2011
    Maybe you can teach him how to inhale through the act of oral sex wink wink
     
  10. #10 rickyi75, May 12, 2011
    This is honestly one of the most convoluted questions I have ever read on the fourms. BTW what does some ones sexual orientation have to do with their ability to get high. The only reason i asked is becuase you stated that he was a "homosexual" quite a few times.
     
  11. #11 B.A.R, May 12, 2011
    So he likes men because he doesnt get high off a .4 of weed between 3 people?
     
  12. #12 apoundedorifice, May 12, 2011

    Yeah, he probably only knows how to swallow..

    What a fag..


    Haha.
     
  13. #13 Speedymotor, May 12, 2011
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    LmFao
     
  14. #14 Kronikkk, May 12, 2011

    +rep for being the first person on this forum to actually make me laugh out loud.
     
  15. #15 burtontoker, May 12, 2011
    Yeah, tell him to INHALE and HOLD.

    Smoking with people who are blatantly homosexual would make me trip the fuck out. I wouldn't be able to stand their faggy, annoying voices talking about how hot guys look. If you're gay and are normal that's not a problem, but damn I hate those flamboyant gay guys who have to be so fucking proud of it. Do you see me running around going "straight pride?" No it's not that big of a deal I keep it to myself. If you're gay act normal not like a fucking freak of nature.
     
  16. #16 Kronikkk, May 12, 2011
    For real. Oh and also I think the OP is saying the dudes homo cuz he doesnt know how to hit right, not that he actually likes men. Hence his overuse of the word "homosexual" in describing the dude who can't get high
     
  17. #17 dbx64, May 12, 2011
    Dude, if his buddy is gay of course he knows how to inhale :hello:


    in all seroiusness, ask him if he's toked before. If he said he's done it more than 6 times I'd be concerned that he isn't inhaling properly.

    if you really wanna make your friend blown, rig up a bong. Bong rips to the dome always fuck up noobs. God I love bong rips.
     
  18. #18 B.A.R, May 12, 2011
    but homo is when people like the same gender, not when sombody doesn't know how to smoke weed.
     
  19. #19 burtontoker, May 12, 2011
    I think he's literally saying the kid is gay, he's not trying to make fun of him cause he can't smoke. I think the guy is really gay and he just doesn't know how to smoke right.
     
  20. #20 Fenrime, May 12, 2011
    It's because he wants to get kinky and whip your ass.
     

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