Getting High and Picking Up Girls

Try it ROLLIN.



As far as high goes, I personally couldn't do it. I'm the type where a lot of the times, I act like a crazy foo. Not cause I can't control myself, but because I just don't give a fuck.

 

well at the risk of sounding stuck on myself i have some pretty tight game sober and drunk. if im stoned i get a few degrees smoother but if im thizzin... heh. forget it. i fuckin spit fire. i donno why, i guess its the empathy part of it. when i roll i can melt a girl. soooo fun to just go out and run it when im all thizzed out.

 

Yeeah, getting girls high isn't exactly my thing. Now when i'm on xanax or drunk, it's easy as fuck to talk to girls.

 

Man, for real, the last few parties ive went to, ive ended up hookin up with girls without even tryin.

ill just be sittin on the couch smokin a j and girls just start comin up talkin to me and i throw a few smooth lines out and its done...

heck i went down to ucf a few weeks ago and my buddy had like 7-10 ppl over, they were all drinkin and i was hittin my bubbler. The girls that were all there were drama queens, just bitchin and moanin, makin everything seem way more exaggerated than it realy was (i felt like I was on MTV or somn)

so i decided fuck it, nobody else is showin up, pretty lame for a 'party' so i go to my friends room and turn on some football. within 5 minutes a girl came walkin in 'hey, why arent you out there with us'
'hey, y havent you been in here with me'

and the rest is history

 

haha, i snorted some xanax when i was a teen out at a frat party type thing. i was sitting on a bed with this girl, but it was a room full of people and i just out of the blue put my hand on her leg, like way up high on her leg and she jumped so high she about hit the ceiling.

yah, i'm smooth lol

 

LMAO. +REP for keepin your pimp hand strong mayne.

 

herb aint my thing for tuning the girls. I just get so friggin inside my own head if i dont know them. However, if im thizzin, drunk, or had some benzos, im a freakign god to the gals

 

I only have game when I want to, be it stoned, drunk, sober, or fucked up on anything. I can always spit game. But. I dont need to.

 

nope, not something i would like to do when i am high.

 

Im better at talking to girls when Im sober. Sad but true. When Im high, it's just not the same. Sometimes, when I drink, I say things I maybe shouldnt... like "Hey, did you bring enough milk to the party?HAHA" WHA-PAP!! I get slapped.. but i cant help it im a cheeky bastard.

 

When I'm on that goose its over, its easy enough to spit game sober but when everyone's inebriated its much more easier, I took one of those xanax bars the other day for the first time and I felt like I was on top of the world, I didn't give a shit about anything--in a good way (now I know why people get so addicted to them)

 

When I'm high I get horny so that in a way helps my game. But I sometimes decide to just fuck with the bitches at the parties which is fun as hell if you have no intention of getting pussy with that chick.

If I'm drunk I just don't give a fuck and definitely have fun with the chicks

 

I just stand around with my shirt off. That usually does the trick.

 

I have a funny story, I guess..

Well last Saturday I was at a party.. I get there and smoke a j.. drink 8 or 9 cups of beer.. smoke another j.. I forgot a few things that night I guess.. but overall it was a great night..

Well yesterday I was in the cafe in my dorm and this girl comes up to me and I was like hey.. and she's like hey I remember you.. and i was like where? and shes like saturday night.. you were really drunk.. and I was like oh.. well sorry I don't remember you.. and shes like oh.. well we danced and then hooked up.. i never thought i would see you again though.. and i was like cool.. then she gave me her #.. so I guess I have game when I'm drunk/high.. even though I don't remember lol.. at least she was attractive

 

I have a girlfriend who I am deeply in love with, no need to hook up with randos for me =)

 

Yeah, same. They like to nest in my torso hair.

Torso is a funny word.

 

I'm better at picking up girls when I'm drunk. When I'm high I'd say I have about 50% of a chance of getting some than I do when I'm wasted...