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Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Scarlet Fever, Feb 8, 2005.

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  1. #1 Scarlet Fever, Feb 8, 2005
    OK so friday night I'm chilling out with three of my friends and we had to walk all over town to find a bag. We eventually found a nice $50 of dank. This was good shit too. We go back to luke's house and right across the road from his house is an empty house that his family is fixing up so we decided to hang out there and smoke in the basement, so that's what we did. We smoked two bowls and then just sat there for a few minutes and we were all very high. Right as Chet took the bag and pipe out to pack another bowl luke's dad appeared in the doorway. Luke's 18 but he still lives at home. The first thing his dad says is "all right who's going to jail?" I was kinda scared and he seemed pissed. I knew him kinda cause he was in the navy with my dad and i didn't want him to say anything. He lectured us for over an hour. It was fricken hillarious because this guy was absolutely senile. Bat shit insane if i've ever seen it. He tried getting us to pay him $1000 so he wouldn't call the cops. He then asked if we were going to "smoke the dope with him". Then he said the only other way was if we gave him the bag and the pipe. He said he wouldn't leave without it and if he did he would be calling the cops. Luke did some quick thinking and remembered that he had his own bag in his pocket. His bag was much smaller and not as good so he gave him that. He looked at the dime bag and said "what is this? this isn't enough to smoke. It's not even an ounce!" The antics continued and a few times i just couldn't stop my self from breaking out into fits of laughter. Like when he asked what we would do if the cops stopped and we had a pipe on us and he said that he knew a guy who had a 33 gallon bag of weed in his apartment and he asked him the same question and the guy said he would just throw it out the window and he didn't get away with it. So I guess a 2 inch pipe and dime bag is the same as a 33 gallon bag of weed. And then luke told him that we don't do it very often and the guy says "that's like saying that you don't MURDER people very often." Somehow he got into a story about some guy who smoked a joint at boot camp and got away with it. He told us that if you smoke in the air force you'll get kicked out. He made sure to let us know that responsible parents don't smoke dope. We reminded him that we wern't parents. I made up a story that my watch once belonged to Tom Cruise. Since I was stoned I don't remember all the fucked up and hillarious things that he was saying. I just remember the last thing he said was that we're all fucked and he's calling our parents and we're going to jail. Right after Luke told us not to worry because he was full of shit and he was just trying to scare us so we smoked a few more bowls and had a good time laughing about it.
     
  2. #2 JiveTurkey420, Feb 8, 2005
    Thats fuckin hillarious! i want a 33 gallon bag of weed. that would be awesome, yet sadly i dont have one.
     
  3. #3 TheDayTripper, Feb 8, 2005
    Hahahahahaha, that's fuckin hilarioius. I thank you for that story sir.
     
  4. #4 sirseedymcseed, Feb 8, 2005
    crazy old man. i wouldn't have given him a damn thing though. worst came to worst i would've took my gear and left before i gave a dime to that guy. if he got physical i'd take his ass out.
     
  5. #5 i c e, Feb 8, 2005
    I'm sure you would have tough guy. Read what this says.

    Ok, you go take out an ex-navy guy. I bet he'd take your ass down sirseedy..
     
  6. #6 mooglekexin, Feb 8, 2005
    comedy, because as everyone knows we all smoke ounces at a time :)
     
  7. #7 The Pink Taco, Feb 8, 2005
    That was a funny story, not exactly what I was thinking of when I saw the title. Good one though.
     
  8. #8 kimper3787, Feb 8, 2005
    "comedy, because as everyone knows we all smoke ounces at a time "
    Well shit I dont know about all you lightweights but i usally smoke an ounce every sitting...::wink::
     
  9. #9 sirseedymcseed, Feb 9, 2005
    i'll admit i skimmed through the paragraph and over-read that. but just because a guy goes into the navy, that doesn't mean he's turned into a cold ass killer who can whoop anyone in his path. he didn't say he was a seal or some shit. maybe you need to read up on the "rigorous" navy boot camp that they have to endure. it's almost as bad as the marines! wait...nevermind, no. it, isn't. dipshit.

    regular guy + going into a branch of the military = comes out tough and able to kick anyone's ass?

    no. besides, he was senile. senile old guys are about as harmless as a sack of daisies.

    edit:

    i forgot to mention what makes me even any kind of fighting competition. i'm not a fatass, i workout and exercise regularly. and i considered the military but it's not for me right now.
     
  10. #10 i c e, Feb 9, 2005
    OUCH! Burn... Do you need a Midol?
     
  11. #11 chiefdubleblunt, Feb 9, 2005


    yeah........thats actually true.........you go into say the marine corps........go through boot camp........maybe some counter terrorist training.......you learn how to kick the shit out of people.....but since marines are taught not to use their training on their own country they would not fight you......so they could kick your ass.......but wouldnt bother......it would be too easy.........im not directing this to you............but to anyone........the us military has intense training.........which you obviously dont understand...............and so i think your statement is wrong.........but the answer to your question is yes..........and why would you rag on the military anyway........they protect your fuckin ass..............
     
  12. #12 RXB55, Feb 9, 2005
    Haha i love how every thread turns into a stupid argument. Anyway funny story dude.
     
  13. #13 sirseedymcseed, Feb 9, 2005
    i'm going to try to insult you as a person and not by the way you type a paragraph because those periods are just damn annoying. i'm not an idiot, i realize that the military has intense programs to prepare everyone for whatever they might encounter. but to say any random guy in the navy is an asskicking machine is an overstatement. i made references to seals and marines and i respect their superiority. and that's not saying that the other branches couldn't hold their own, but they aren't as rigorous. i didn't rag on the military. i respect them and am grateful for everything they do. you don't see my ass signing up? i'm glad that i don't have to because they do it for me. you're missing my point entirely. i'm talking about a senile old ex-navy dude (not a seal) and how i could hold my own if i had to fight him. i didn't say he was weak, but i'm saying i wouldn't get my ass beat.

    and i didn't take this thread off topic. my reply was completely related to the story. ice felt the need to take it off the road. i'm only finishing it.
     
  14. #14 Grim Bongmaster, Feb 9, 2005

    LMAO!! This makes the whole story great.



    pff, from what!?!? A fuckin invasion>?!?! You think if we didn't have the military we would be invaded or some shit!?!? I don't have to hold people in the military to some high esteem because they get paid to kill who our government wants them to! As far as military people being bad asses, fuck man. What a bare ass recruit can learn in 3 months should not be considered the height of unarmed combat. I don't care if you find the baddest navy seal out there, do you really think he would kick somone like bruce lee's ass in 5 seconds? Seedy's point was, most military people are NOT the hardcore badasses most people think they are. Especially navy men, because they're on a damn ship all the time, and NEVER use what they learn in boot camp unless it directly corelates with their job, which I can guaruntee you is not kicking peoples asses.

    You need to get over holding the military in high esteem, that kinda shit is what starts a police state!!
     
  15. #15 Scarlet Fever, Feb 9, 2005
    Well to settle this argument Navy guys are hardcore. but not that hardcore. They aren't ass-kicking machines. But i'm will to bet that this guy could kick your ass because he was drunk, tall, weighed 300 pounds, and has a huge-ass beard. Huge beard DOES = ass kicking machine.
     
  16. #16 thelunchbox, Feb 11, 2005
    dude my dads a pussy he might have been in the navy but hes still a pussy and your right he is senile and crazy id say crazy as norman bates man:eek: but yea dude that was one crazy ass night he sucks man
     
  17. #17 shagra, Feb 11, 2005
    that is what i would call a "what the fuck?" situation. hahaha. great story.
     
  18. #18 blunts And More, Feb 16, 2005
    thats crazy awsome hahaha
     
  19. #19 Skizool, Feb 16, 2005
    hahahahahaha!

    senile parents who know nothing about weed are hilarious
     
  20. #20 stbernard808, Feb 17, 2005
    rep + for hte good story. thanks ^.^
     
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