Getting Airbnb to sleep with girls after my breakup?

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  1. #1 Jeffersong808, Jan 30, 2020
    Getting Airbnb to sleep with girls after my breakup? Been out of the game for a year

    I (25M) Got dumped by my ex gf (21F) few months ago. We lasted a year. She dated a guy few days after.

    So my friend and I are going to get an Airbnb and he’s bringing instagram model type chicks to stay with us for the weekend. He is trying to hook me up with one of them. (They are on vacation and want to hangout)

    I’ve hooked up with girls but rejected them in the end because I still wasn’t over my ex. However this time I won’t let that be the case.

    I’ve been out of the dating scene for awhile and am not sure how to approach this. A little nervous.

    What are some tips to ensure I have a fun night with the girls? I am bad at talking to girls. The ones i hooked up with literally threw themselves at me but the girl my friend is hooking me up with is a Instagram model type girl. So that’s intimidating..

    Any tips to make sure I don’t look Like a fool? Thanks in advance.

    TL;DR- Getting back into the dating scene after getting dumped. Sleeping with instagram models in a hotel. Need advice on how to not look stupid around them
     
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  2. #2 Budzbonnanza, Jan 30, 2020
    Wear drip
     
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  3. #3 Canibis, Jan 30, 2020
    Make sure to carry plenty of singles
     
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  4. #4 Grand Master, Jan 30, 2020
    Just be yourself.
    Also after a sufficient amount of alcohol whip your dong out and say with confidence “my body is ready”


    You got this.
     
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  5. #5 Killerbee4323, Jan 30, 2020
    If your friend ask you for money, hes not your friend and "models" might be " prostitutes."
     
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  6. #6 forty winks, Jan 30, 2020
    Do the opposite of what you think you should do and you’ll be fine.
     
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  7. #7 GorillaGherkin, Jan 30, 2020
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    Only way u can insure ya don’t make a fool out of urself would be to send someone else in ur place.
     
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  8. #8 Cactus Ed, Jan 30, 2020
    Nice fantasy.
     
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  9. #9 RedTeamGro, Jan 30, 2020
    The amount of gross is overwhelming. I can barely accept the limited education women my age have. An Instagram model a couple years younger than me? LMAO that's basically a retarded little girl. Some men are blessed with a patience for getting laid that I will never understand.
     
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  10. #10 Vee, Jan 30, 2020
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    Jeff its a weed site we are stoners, stoner chicks is us? ..Yeah this should go another 12 pages lol
     
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  11. #11 Deleted member 42976, Jan 30, 2020
    Or move out of your parents house instead
     
  12. #12 killset, Jan 30, 2020
    This might be your best fictional story yet.
     
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  13. #13 Tokintb12, Jan 30, 2020
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    Edit
     
  14. #14 Smokiemom, Jan 30, 2020
    I agree. Ppl have been saying for a long time that he's a troll/making shit up. I've never felt that as much until this post.
     
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  15. #15 BrewsnWeed666, Jan 30, 2020
    Lol oh look another make believe thread by Jeffy.. @Jeffersong808 I see you still haven't posted proof you're in the military like you said you would.
     
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  16. #16 killset, Jan 30, 2020
    Troll or not, i love his stories. Theres people on here making up stories and lying all the time. Atleast my buddy jeffrey keeps it original, funny and entertaining. If you havent fealt that until this post you must of missed out on some of his more "entertaining" threads awhile back. I would suggest a look through his thread posts for a good laugh.
     
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  17. #17 Smokiemom, Jan 30, 2020
    Don't hold your breath waiting on that proof
     
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  18. #18 Smokiemom, Jan 30, 2020
    @killset
    I've seen plenty. I've lmao on most of them, even given my input. This one is just over the top lol.
     
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  19. #19 forty winks, Jan 30, 2020
    I luv Jeff’s love forlorn stories!
     
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  20. #20 Vee, Jan 31, 2020
    Trained to Kill Not trained to Love !
     
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