I am the laziest fuck of all time. yes, this is the truth. You see, i have just come to this realization and I am shocked, as you all may be as well. I just couldnt believe it. Really? O rly? Noooooo, LAZY? you might ask. A FUCK? its ludicrous and you must pardon my french, but this is the truth. I came to this conclusion when i first noticed my belt on the floor, barely within reach of the chair that supported me. Beside it i also spotted batteries and my television remote control. You see like many other stoners I lost the cover to my remote back, and the batteries surely must have been bumped off when i tossed on the floor it before going to sleep. surely another act of laziness. I let my eyes linger briefly only to then violently turn to the t.v. set across from where I sat. I stared. Absorbing the situation at hand... I stared some more. The t.v. was off. If you're with me, by now you can see where this is going. how am i to enjoy am empty T.V. set? well there was a usb hanging on the wall. Arms reach. Score. If you're with me.. You probably didn't see this coming; I am McGyver. A simple loop created with the plastic cable at hand tied into the belt buckle that, which as if by a miracle, lay narby; A lasso was created. Never mind the homo. A moment of silence please. you may now applaud as I enjoy Shrek 2. P.s. Super baked