I grew up in an area full of fundamentalist Christians and southern baptists and just so happened not to be a very religious person. I remember them telling me about what heaven was suppose to be an when I reflect on it now I would hate Heaven just about as much as I would Hell. I love strippers, dirty raunchy sex, even though I only smoke weed I don't mind being around psychedelics and hallucinogens or alcohol. I fuckin love profanity too. I say things that are offensive constantly just shits and giggles. I am not mean spirited I just like to have a little fun. I always help my friends out and I DD for them all the time. My point is if that's what Heaven is really like then fuck it. I would be miserable in both Heaven and Hell. There has to be something in between playing yahtzee with Mormons and being tortured by demons. I mean could you really stand that kind of Heaven? NOTE: This is all in good fun. If this offends you then ask yourself why you are in Pandora's Box?