Ganja Madness

I wrote this sometime last year, and I thought I'd share it. Don't take offense to any part because I wrote it with humor in mind.


I was introduced at the age of sixteen
To this sticky plant. It was colored green
Didn't know much, but I knew it was wrong
So I said fuck it. Light up the bong

Time slowed down. I felt it all over
But the best thing was I had no hangover
So I smoked it again in a couple of weeks
Hit a lil more, just so I could peek
Now look that times past, almost two years
Don't need whiskey. Wont touch beer

I don't do drug's, they're not what I need
I just like smoking weed

I'd call up my buddies; we'd roll up a joint
my alcy friends (alcoholics) would ask what's the point
As I puffed, and sighed(face-palm) with a quiver
*****, I don't wanna destroy my liver

I stay away from drugs
They turn you insane
cause people on drugs
Do thing's I can't say
(of coarse I don't have such an irrational belief on drug's)

so I don't do drugs, that's not what I need
I just like smoking weed

I drank some syrup once or twice
and I did that one shit, they call pep spice
it made me shake, I'm not gonna lie
I smoked so much. I thought I was gonna die
never such a thing, would happen from green's
so smoke a lil bit and you'll see what I mean

I don't do drugs, it's not what I need.
I just like smoking weed

 

Haha, thank's man. Righteous

 

I was unaware of the forum's ability to sensor word's, and I didn't want someone view my creativity as a racial slur. All in good humor