So this happend about 2 years ago. I live in the forest about 30 min from a somewhat big city. Me and my smokebuddy went out in the forest to find a nice place to get high and chill for a while(like many times before). We just had a little bag with us. 4 pices of chocolate, a 2L water bottle and 2 bananas. We find a nice place and quickly set up a little camp. We tried to make a fire but forgot paper so we said fuck it and my buddy lighted the joint instead. it was a big one about 1-1,5 g. So we smoke some and quickly get super high. It was the strongest weed ive tried. we laugh alot and we get into a really good mood. we some the rest of the joint and then we started to get the munch so we started with some chocolate and then we start eating the banana. Well now im high af and my buddy is not looking at me(hes looking in the forest or something. And i get this idea... I wounder how much of the banana i can fit in my mouth... yeah... Well i start and get about half the banana in my mouth and then my buddy turns hes head and looks at me... Ive never seen him with that kind of face ever. He starts to laugh and i mean he fucking scream laugh. and when i see him do that i start laugh to... and i accidentally bite of the banana... . I tried to like push it out with my mouth but i could not open my mouth that big... so its stuck. so there i am with half of a banana stuck in my mouth with laughing hard af. my buddy is almost dying of laughing and lying down holding hes stomach looking at me. I started to chew the banana so i could spit it out. Let me tell you! chewing something thats halfway down your throat makes you fucking panick. But at the same time i laugh so hard so i dont know what to do. this went on for about a minute until i finely chew enough to like rotate it so its inside my cheeks instead and like this i actually eat the whole thing. needless to say i NEVER tried to do this again... it is a memory i will have for life atleast. I will never forget the face my buddy did when he lookt at me. it was priceless. I hope you enjoyd my story! this is my first post so response is very welcome!
I did some quick editing hope it got a little better. I will think of that on my next post! Glad you liked it and ty for the response
You couldn't start a fire in a timber with a lighter because you had no paper......survival skills 0 Good thing you couldn't start it, you probably would of burned the timber down
we just dident think it was worth. we just had one lighter and i guess we could find some of that white moss or just burn some small sticks with the lighter but dident want to waste gas you get so pissed when u use your lighter and it dies before you can light the joint xD
So OP just randomly decided to shove a whole banana down his throat to see if he could do it. We're you training for something? Sounds like you and your friend are little closer than you put on.
I dont know why so many straight dudes always jump to thier gay fantasies. No one notice that bongs look like penises? now that everyone is full blown gay, i just want to say the story was a joy to read and you seem like a pleasure to be around robintja1234