Funny things to say after taking a hit?

Discussion in 'General' started by El Brossidente, Sep 3, 2009.

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  1. #1 El Brossidente, Sep 3, 2009
    The only one I know that makes people laugh is "Draws like a pencil!"... which is directly ripped off from KG in the Tenacious D movie.
     
  2. #2 BongTron, Sep 3, 2009
    good night
    see ya later
     
  3. #3 Cali Smokes, Sep 3, 2009
    Toshiniba Yokihiro Tahbashitakanatowo.
     
  4. #4 sky dog, Sep 3, 2009
    "Oops, I think I just ripped something"
     
  5. #5 BongTron, Sep 3, 2009

    I loled
     
  6. #6 Jmantheman, Sep 3, 2009
    *fart* gets em everytime :cool:
     
  7. #7 Akens_aus, Sep 3, 2009
    Just dont say anything n stare at the floor, they think your tripping the fuck out
     
  8. #8 wild0thing0, Sep 3, 2009
    "live above the influence"


    :D
     
  9. #9 randommick, Sep 3, 2009
    My friend was over at my house raising his voice ranting about his brother, grabbed the bong out of my hands, hit it, and said "Sorry for yelling." ...from half baked.

    It was thinking of that part of the movie when he snatched it from me.
     
  10. #10 ChronicColossus, Sep 3, 2009
    wait a sec! this doesnt taste like tobacco? are yall smoking weed?!?!
     
  11. #11 Jmantheman, Sep 3, 2009

    Hahaha wtf?! :laughing:
     
  12. #12 wickedjoker, Sep 3, 2009
    *Bubblebubblebubble*
    Inhale.
    *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

    Friend to coughing friend:
    "The correct answer, is SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!"


    Made my friends Lol.

    *EDIT*: Maybe you had to be there....
     
  13. #13 El Brossidente, Sep 3, 2009
    Actually, another is "Aaaah,,,, tropical blend". but, do it to one person, look them in the eye, and each hit, say it quieter and quieter, until you're literally just staring at them and mouthing it.

    People crack, they lose their shit if they're smoking too.
     
  14. #14 wickedjoker, Sep 3, 2009
    ^i dont get it..
     
  15. #15 Dilated, Sep 3, 2009
    cough and do the robot

    i usually say "ohhhhh boy"
     
  16. #16 Jmantheman, Sep 3, 2009

    Yeah BOIIIIII!!!!!!
     
  17. #17 xxGEORGExx, Sep 3, 2009
    ...Hits harder than Muhammad Ali.
     
  18. #18 El Brossidente, Sep 3, 2009

    Hahahaha nice! One to actually use! :D
     
  19. #19 DaComeUpCat, Sep 3, 2009
    Skip to 6:50
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=821JTzIKQu0]YouTube - Medical Marijuana in Action [from In Pot We Trust][/ame]
     
  20. #20 BongTron, Sep 3, 2009
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