My dad's a family lawyer in a state that doesn't even have decriminalization, let alone legalization. He went to court with his client, who wanted custody of his kid, so my dad's client had to take a drug test due to past legal issues. The judge asked my dad's client, "I'm not even going to drug test you. Just tell me what drugs you use." My dad and his client were shocked. They talked about what to say and my dad told him to just tell the truth in case they end up drug testing him. So my dad said, "Your honor, my client smokes marijuana often." The judge laughed and said, "Well, it's getting legal and all that in all these states anyway, right? Who cares?" I couldn't believe my dad at first, but it's true. I wish I go before a judge like that if I ever get caught.