Funny text from my girlfriend

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by a2xa, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. #1 a2xa, Feb 16, 2009
    Me and my friend are blazing at my house and we're super baked. My girlfriend is anti-weed and dosen't know I smoke. Nick is my other friend toking up somewhere else.

    Anyways out of nowhere I get this text from my girlfriend.

    "Nick just called me and i answered and he was singing about a lobster. He's high. I hung up"

    Me and my friend cracked the fuck up.

    I hope this is funny I'm super baked :smoke:
     
  2. #2 hockeyman07, Feb 16, 2009
    hahaha dude that is funny.


    boo girlfriends against weed. =(
     
  3. #3 a2xa, Feb 16, 2009
    I know right. :(
     
  4. #4 JohnsonInhales, Feb 16, 2009
    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    It wasn't a rock
    It was a rock lobster
     
  5. #5 falcon10911, Feb 16, 2009
    We were at the the beach
    Everybody had...matching towels!
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they found a rock!

    But it wasn't a rock...
    It was a rock.. LOBSTER!!!
     
  6. #6 Cameronstone, Feb 16, 2009
    Rock lobster is like one of the best songs of all time. So is private idaho The B-52's are great
     
  7. #7 Rastaaa, Feb 16, 2009
    ha thats great
     
  8. #8 jointjitsu, Feb 16, 2009
    mine is anti weed too =(

    i still smoke every day tho =)
     
  9. #9 Ganja420717, Feb 16, 2009
    thats funny dude:smoke::smoke::smoke:
     
  10. #10 tableauxvivants, Feb 16, 2009
    motion in the ocean :cool:
     
  11. #11 PinkPrincess, Feb 16, 2009
    time for new gfs. im watching my man rip the bong right now, hes hot. mmmmm:devious: find a girl that can appreciate
     
  12. #12 chulacabra, Feb 16, 2009
    fo shoooo:hello:
    nono i dont wanna hate on your girlfriend or anything i dont mean that
    but theres nothing beter than getting high with the one you looove:p
    in fact, me & my man are gonna smoke in a minute here when hes out of hte shower


    rock lobster, wonderful choice. i love singing when im high. its so hard not to hahah
     
  13. #13 RobertDowneyJr, Feb 16, 2009
    "You already work at red lobster..."
     

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