Funny text from my girlfriend

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by a2xa, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. Me and my friend are blazing at my house and we're super baked. My girlfriend is anti-weed and dosen't know I smoke. Nick is my other friend toking up somewhere else.

    Anyways out of nowhere I get this text from my girlfriend.

    "Nick just called me and i answered and he was singing about a lobster. He's high. I hung up"

    Me and my friend cracked the fuck up.

    I hope this is funny I'm super baked :smoke:
  2. hahaha dude that is funny.

    boo girlfriends against weed. =(
  3. I know right. :(
  4. We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    It wasn't a rock
    It was a rock lobster
  5. We were at the the beach
    Everybody had...matching towels!
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they found a rock!

    But it wasn't a rock...
    It was a rock.. LOBSTER!!!
  6. Rock lobster is like one of the best songs of all time. So is private idaho The B-52's are great
  7. ha thats great
  8. mine is anti weed too =(

    i still smoke every day tho =)
  9. thats funny dude:smoke::smoke::smoke:
  10. motion in the ocean :cool:
  11. time for new gfs. im watching my man rip the bong right now, hes hot. mmmmm:devious: find a girl that can appreciate
  12. fo shoooo:hello:
    nono i dont wanna hate on your girlfriend or anything i dont mean that
    but theres nothing beter than getting high with the one you looove:p
    in fact, me & my man are gonna smoke in a minute here when hes out of hte shower

    rock lobster, wonderful choice. i love singing when im high. its so hard not to hahah
  13. "You already work at red lobster..."

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