funniest shit happened yesterday. So basically me and my friend were going to the park to smoke. We had like a quarter and my bowl on us. Well on the way we saw this abandoned house and we thought it would be a good idea to hotbox the bathroom or something. So we checked all the doors and the fucking front door was open. I guess someone called the cops or something when they saw us go in because about 20 minutes later were high as hell, exploring the house, when we hear the front door open. Were upstairs at this point scared as fuck. Then we hear the cop yell, "Is anyone hear?". So we hear him walking around and finally coming upstairs. The house reeks like weed and we were airing it out by opening all the windows. So we jump out the nearest window onto the roof and we jump off the roof and just take off as fast as we can. He runs downstairs and i see him come out the front door. We end up running from him and hiding for like an hour. We saw him like 3 more times. He just happened to be everywhere we went. This neighborhood is too small. So finally we think he quit on us and left, so we just walk home on the sidewalk. All of a sudden we hear a "HEY!" behind us and see the officer running at us full speed. Were high as all hell and i thought this was pretty funny but we start running again and hop like 6 fences running through peoples backyards until we lost him. SO after hiding for about 10 minutes we walk home through peoples backyards. Right when we have to cross the street, who do we see? The cop. Patrolling in his car. So he gets out and chases us AGAIN. This time we get trapped because there was a river and it was way too deep/cold/big/fast for us to cross. We just quit and he's running to us about 20 feet away when im just like "i cant go to jail" so i take off as fast as i can. I mean like lightning speed. My friend goes the opposite way so i was worried about him. I didn't even look back to see if he was chasing me but after like running for 5 minutes through peoples yards i looked back and i guess i lost him. Well i got home without being seen again thank god and called my friend. He got home safely too. The officer chased him for a while he said though. In the end we laughed about it for a good 20 minutes. Then i smoked some more haha.
that cop must be so pissed he's going back to station empty handed. what you should have done is gone back to the house, I doubt he would have checked twice, or you should have stayed on the roof
Yeah man. I was so scared at the time. Yeah i would've though he'd give up easier. He was a big one too hahaha. Hahah thanks. Stuff is always funnier after it happens haha.
except don't write anything when when shit gets real like those dude from the i think i killed someone thread.
LOL looking out my window dazing off and who do i see? The cop just patrolling the neighborhood hahaha.