Funny story

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Essential, May 28, 2009.

  1. So, I was sitting in English today, I'm a senior in high school and our lunch is in the middle of english, so we usually go to class for 45 minutes, me and my 2 friends leave campus during lunch and have a few bowls, then go back to english for another 45 minutes. So today we had just gotten back from lunch, and we had been playing a review game for final exams next week. My friend had gotten this dank stuff, it was labled unknown strand, but literally, tuesday we had 3 bowls of Northern Lights, today we had 1 bowl of this stuff and I was about twice as high as the NL got me. So, needless to say, we were all high as living hell. My friend, being the idiot he is, raises his hand and, I quote exactly what he said to the teacher, "hey miss king, i'm too high to play this game, can me and them (he points at me and my other friend who had smoked with us) leave?" and she says "sure" without even looking up at what he said. The entire class heard everything he said, but no one even cared a little bit. So we're getting up to leave, I was shocked as hell that she allowed us, but then someone asked to go to the bathroom as we were leaving, and she said "no, i can't have everyone leaving class at every little thing that goes wrong, or every little discomfort."

    One of the greatest days I've ever had, just thought I'd share.
     
  2. WHAT, wow.
     
  3. 100% Win.
     
  4. hahah damn dude if tht was a kid i was smoking with and he said that and then i got in trouble.....id prolly kick his ass
     
  5. I dont know whether you should be mad, happy, amazed, or proud with your friend. Maybe a fine blend of all of that. All I can say is your teacher wants your 3 pairs of balls in and around her mouth, contrasted with her desire to slap the other kid's balls left and right (or clitoris if that is the case, gender was not specified), for she clearly disliked he or she.
     
  6. damn epic win.

    also your friend is a complete dumbass, any other teacher would have been like "wtf did you just say?"
     
  7. luck, pure luck that the teacher didnt do anything about it but still its all good
     
  8. true that if he got me in trouble i would be like what the fujck where u doing. UR a lucky guy to have a cool teacher like that.
     
  9. Or maybe, theyve smoked blunts together. (teacher and student)


    Slap Your Friend for Being an Idiot, and High Five your teacher for being chill.
     
  10. lol mabey your friend is hitin that and probally givin her some bud:smoking:
     
  11. ya should see if she wants to burn one, if school is out for ya or will be soon, then hit her up when no ones around and see if shes wants to toke with ya
     

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