My friends step dad is hurt so he needs to have a nurse come over to their house. Long story short, his nurse was a total bitch and they had to get someone else. The new nurse was a smoking hot young women in about her 20's ( Soooooo fiiine ). So anyways, me and my friend are playing Battlefield when we start sobering up and decide to go to his back yard. When you go out of my friends back door you go onto a balcony walk down some stairs then go underneath the balcony where we smoked. While we're down there smoking the nurse walks out onto the balcony right about us and she's talking on the phone and she say's "Well these to guy's who are here walked into the backyard and I know there smoking because I can smell them." Me and my friend start cracking up but our hands are over our faces so we wouldn't make any sound. Then she said "The weed smell is seriously strong but I just can't see them anywhere". At this point we are barely keeping our laughter unaudible. What got us to the point where we couldn't help but laugh was when she said, "God, I just want to get high right now." HAHAHAHA!!! I died of laughter I seriously couldn't breathe. Not to mention I was stoned. Luckily she went inside right after saying that so she never knew haha. Bye
DAMN IT you shouldve let her smoke with you guys and "get to know her", A hot nurse in her 20s damn you missing out bro.
I don't think she will care when she's high and when you're high you shouldn't either, just chill and relax.
Dang dude this sounds like a scene str8 from the pornos, except you and your friend fucked up and missed a golden opportunity! Still a funny story tho lol
Yeah you definatley should have asked her to smoke if she really was "smoking hot", just bring it up next time she's over and tell her you heard her on the phone last time and want to know if she's still down to smoke and/or fuck.
Luckily she went inside? DUDE I would have fuckin smoked her out then taken her number and let her nurse me all year long
yea what the fuck man are you guys 8? i would have gotten her high and tried to bang her rite there. my friend can go home/ --i mean really, who the fuck says shes hot, then when she obviously wants to get high you just there giggling like school girls. smh. dammit man.
There was a hot nurse who was dying to get high, you had weed and you hid from her? I am extremely dissapointed.
Disappointing story bro. I thought for sure that this was going to lead to the young hottie tugging on somebody's dick.
First of all she was working. You know as a nurse you can't toke up even if you wanted to. And be real 90% of you guy's saying you would of fucked are full of shit. I know you can lie over the internet. To guy who said my friend could go home, I was at his house haha