Funny stories of being high in school

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  2. #162 AlexanderTheGreat3161, Feb 5, 2016
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    Ahh highschool days, started smoking sophomore year and once I went to 4th period so stoned my teacher was a cool dude he knew I was high(it was quite obvious). He would pick on me the entire time lol i ended up being the "class clown"





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  3. Freshman year, in a history class some shit like that but it was with a few freshman, sophomores, juniors, seniors. A few stoners in there, so anyway I show up to this class not even on this planet. Our desks our in a circle and our teacher is talking about some shit. And I'm sitting right next to him and out of nowhere he asks me where my family is from, at the time I was so zoned out I didn't think about the question or realize he was asking where my ancestors were from. So I told him the name of the state I was currently living in, and everybody started laughing and I just kinda looked around and went back to staring at the wall
     
  4. Junior year barely started smoking. Going through that Justin Bieber long hair/ hair flip phase. I was in the restroom stall taking a toke out of a glass pipe before class started. Got high. Went to class wondering why the fuck the class smelled like shit. Turns out I burnt some of the front of my hair while I was looking down taking my hit in the stall. :Facepalm:
     
  5. #165 Tonika, Feb 8, 2016
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    I didn't go lol dropped out school wasnt for me.
     
  6. Shit me and most of my friends wouldn't even go to school unless we blazed first.


    How times have changed.


    I wish I could share a story about a certain fungus and an algebra class but rules is rules....

     
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  7. I've smoked weed 3 or 4 times a day for the past year and a half or so but I went through a phase where some of my friends wouldn't quit giving me shit bc of how weed was affecting my life and what not.. you know.. the whole works. Well, I'm not the type to outwardly brag about shit but one day in my student government class I was just so high and over it that I just blurted out "If any of you guys play 3 varsity sports and have a 4.4 GPA THEN holla at me with your opinions" Haven't had to hear about it since🏼


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  8. #168 I try, Nov 23, 2016
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    I got a lot of good times of toking in school and before school.

    Although my very first time doing anything weed related was when I was at school in 8th grade (dumb ass move especially for a first time). My story starts out, my friend who already had half a cooky wants to split one with me in the bathroom, so I do and then I end up taking another half that my friend wanted to get rid of, so now I have eaten a whole cooky, first time, and I had no breakfast. And then I'm on my way to class, and my friend texts me right when class starts, and no shit says: "Ayee, just talked to my main cooky monster and he said we're in for a ride. Not sure if weed was the only thing in those cookies."
    Now I'm like what the fuck does that mean, and then he don't reply, so I started getting really tired and fell asleep at the back of my theater arts class, we were doin something dumb anyways.

    Basically, bell rings and my straightedge friend wakes me up (after a 45 min class), and I'm basically like oooooohhhhh fuuuuuuccck. I'm trying to collect my backpack and struggling to remember what class I got next, then remember I gotta go to the high school for one of my classes, and I'm like there is no fucking way I'm making it to outside, threw the parking lot and making it into another school. I make it outside and then whatever else was laced in that cookie takes full effect, and I swear I'm like on high overdose. I just start laughing and I start chasing after the birds in the parking lot and swinging around the poles like a doped up piece of shit.

    Anyways, I somehow make it all the way around my school back towards the front when I discover the motherload of orange cones. Like the ones the custodians use when there's a spill in the hallway. Well they're sitting on a rack outside and I grab one and it instantly becomes my safety blanket. With it in my hands, the paranoia stops and I'm just enjoying the high feeling that i'm on.
    **Side note: There's also a lot of cars driving by bc my school is by a freeway, so anybody can see me being a total fucktard.**
    So I have my cone and I make it into the front doors and past the front office (who knows that kids come in from the HS classes) and then I decide to get the beautiful idea of putting the small end to my mouth (like a megaphone) and singing like a banshee throughout the hallways. Mind you there is a hallway chock full of the Assistant Principal Offices, Counselor Offices, Library, Registrar, Principals, DI's office, you get the picture.
    So I'm gracing the hallways with my less than angelic demonic voice when two kids from my grade come out of nowhere and I start saying something about being friends. I'm being loud af and then the administrators started coming out and the counselor come up to me and is like "(name) what are u doin?"
    And I point blank say, "I dont fucking know." Meanwhile on the inside, I'm like this is soo good right now.
    So then he's all like "okay come on" and I know we're going to the AP's office bc this AP (who knows me but isn't my AP) comes out while the counselor takes my cone. In my mind, this was not okay. Like they took my cone, and now the janitor gods were going to come down and smite me with their taco breathes. So I start full blown cussing at this counselor (and me and him were pretty chill before too) and I basically want my cone back.My AP was busy so they put me in an office and I can see the counselor holding my cone outside. So I try to get out of the seat and fail, AP keeps asking me what did I take, and I'm ignoring him bc the only thing on my mind is my damn cone.

    They quickly realize they're getting nowhere and escort me down to the nurse, and the AP got this strong ass grip on my arm and I'm like hell no and tryin to get away. But they put me in this separate room in the nurse office and I'm sittin there ignoring everybody bc their voices started to muddle together and fade to the back of my mind. Then the ceiling turns orange and I freak the fuck out bc a hole starts cracking and I think that I'll be transported into another dimension where I'll finally be free of this school. Needless to say, I spent about a good four hours in there, they called in my AP and the principal and the DI, and they kept asking me what I took, I wouldn't say, they searched me, my shoes, backpack, everything. Then I had to do all these tests like stand up straight and touch my head or something. Follow the pencil with my eyes, etc. The nurse told me congratulations, you failed every single test. And in my stupor, I started laughing and said thanks.

    Since I wasn't saying what I was on, the principal begun to start thinking that I was acting all that shit up :roflmao: and that if I was faking it, I was a damn good actor. Smh. They called my mom to the school, sent me to the hospital to be drug tested and I popped a bag of chips in my stomach and I swear hands down they couldn't even find anything. How I got saved, I still don't know to this day. They also called my friend in since they were going over the cameras of where I was that day. Friend didn't spill a thing, and they couldn't tell he was high. And I'm guessing my eyes didn't get red bc of whatever else was in that cookie was strong enough to ward of those effects, idk, bc if my eyes were red, it'd have been a dead give away no questions asked.

    But basically, I got suspended and they started processing me to ALC and were trying to find a time to get my schedules and stuff (wasn't looking forward to going back there) but my parents appealed it and they actually kept me at the school (even tho appeals only work 4/10 times). Ended up getting suspended for only 1 1/2 weeks and went back to school. Altho I was srsly treading on some thin ice.

    TL;DR: First time doing laced edibles at school, seriously rucked shit up, was getting sent to ALC but appealed it and only got suspended.
     
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  9. Haha dude, you can't even go that far, I got a warning for even describing something outside of weed. It's cool and all, but damn.

    I have many stories from high school but don't feel like typing all of them.

    Here's a short one.

    My first cigarette was in the bathroom that my friend was smoking and he wanted me to try it (after months of saying no), I took a big drag like a joint (smoked weed long before cigs) and held it in like a champ, he laughs and says it's not a joint, don't hold it in. Too late.
    When we exited the bathroom my body felt 500 lbs and couldn't walk straight and people were asking me if I was ok, had a blast.

    Later I'll post the senior pranks we did.
     
  10. Lol,I don't have any amusing stories to share from high school.The first time I ever got high was in college and that is a different story.
     
  11. judging by your avatar picture, this incident has been quite significant in the shaping of your identity
     
  12. That's sick, I smoke then come back after lunch and have Philosophy at the end of the day so I'm still high in it and we've been reading Sophie's world and I have these deep thoughts why reading it and this one chick was like thinking like this is because they use drugs and I'm just thinking you really need to get high cause she always uptight about everything.
     
  13. So I wake n bake before school which I normally don't do but its a half day so I'm like let's celebrate. I go to my normal 1st period math class, completely forgetting it was a half day, and this guy has a poster saying "have a good life. Don't do drugs." I sat down thinking something's off, look around the room and I don't recognize anyone. After about 20 seconds but what felt like 5 min I think oh shit am I dreaming? Then I realized oh shit its period 5-8 today, I run to my 5th period class and was like 2 min late and the teacher I have is smoking hot that period and I go I went to the wrong class and she goes okay don't let it happen again and she seemed a little mad but its a cute type of mad. Lol so I was mad happy actually got to stare at a hot teacher as I was riding out my high :love-m3j:
     
  14. Damn I wouldve been scetched out I hate heights but I think I'd do the same
     
  15. Lol I have a few it was one day during state test they were dumb enough to Put me and my friends to test in the same room so we in there for like 2 hours testing cracking jokes low-key and shit then we get a bathroom break so we go the teacher escorts us. Now my high school had an autistic school built in that took up 1 of the 9 floors so we go in the bathroom fucking around my friend goes "yo bro you wanna see me plank in between the stall" of course we hype it up so the second he put all his weight on the toilet to climb up the whole thing shatterd and he came stumbling out and stepping in pissy water the teacher was cool so he just played it off like he didn't see anything and told them we found it like that

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  16. When i was 14 (I'm 27 now) and just started smoking weed with the naughty kids at school, we snuck out of school during a break, went into a randoms persons back garden we all pulled up a chair and sat at a table, rolled a fat spliff (i had only smoked weed about 6 times before that) we smoked the spliff just outside the school gates. By the time i got to lesson i was 15 minutes late and i was really baked the only excuse i could come up with is that i got stuck in the toilet, i swear the teacher knew i was stoned but she was really cool about i was really paranoid that she new.


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  17. Ik this thread is pretty old but one time me and my boy Arnold planned to meet at this park and it has a hidden trail so I bring my pipe and a gram of white widow and before school we head up there and smoked 2 bowls and when we were done we went to our classes (we had separate classes). I was in biology and this dude who was also high af grabs my teachers lotion and smells it XD and says it smells good I was trying hella hard not to laugh. Sorry if it don't make sense Im high af:bongin:
     
  18. #178 Thumbled, Feb 18, 2017
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    On my first week at a new school I got stoned during my lunch break and my last class was English. I forgot how to spell my name on the front of the new book I had been given and I kept the book for the rest of year which had about 5 attempts at spelling my name on the front, I was so out of it lmao :cautious:
     
  19. This thread needs to not die, please.
     
  20. My first time getting high I was a sitting in bio class and it was a free day so everyone was either on there phones or playing board games. I was pretty upset about something and I had just remembered I had edibles hiding in my bag, that I got from my friends boyfriend (we were cool) so basically I was just like fuck it let’s see what happens so I grabbed my bag and asked to use the bathroom and I went inside the bathroom stall took it out and just ate the gummy. It tasted pretty funky since it was in a tiny plastic bag in my bag for weeks lol. After I went back into my class this boy I was friends with who also did these stuff, I told him I took it and started asking him a lot of questions. I started asking him how long does it take to kick in, if it would be too strong for me, and if I could eat and drink water. He got irritated over me asking him so many questions but he told me I’ll be fine. After that class I remember going up stairs to cross for my next class. I went through the main doors I don’t know if felt it kicking in yet but I know I went up to the doors and bumped into glass next to the actual door. I don’t know how I didn’t get caught there and then because there was literally security behind me but I didn’t . Anyways I went and crossed the street to the next building and went to my next class. We didn’t do anything also because it was (SEL) Social emotional learning day so I put my stuff down and remember just feeling dizzy. One of my closest friends were there and I didn’t tell her I took anything I just ignored it. But then I started to feel a little hyper? Or just my movements being delayed. But I was being really clingy on her like hugging her and everything in-front of everyone and I remember just sitting down watching TikTok’s with her and out of nowhere and I start laughing at a TikTok and I kept laughing and laughing. So then I lean my head back as I’m sitting down in the chair and I could swear my head felt like It was just skin and floppy and that’s when I freaked out. Because now my movements felt weird and shit. So I literally stop laughing my face straight and scared and I go “Oh shit” “oh shit” then I start to tear up because I knew what I did there was no going back. So my friend started to get super worried and confused. Shes like
     

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