lets here some. ill start it off this is a moment not a conversation lol so me and my friend smoke some dank and he doesn't smoke alot so im just laying down on my bed and hes eating a blow pop and all sudden he punches my window and im like wtf dude and he was like sorry i saw a rat......he didnt smile at all he was trippin aall night it was fuking hilarious
I had a conversation with a buddy of mine on the implications of a society that actually followed Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" That was a pretty good conversation to have blazed
Once long ago me and my 2 homies were just chillin berly finished smoking and one of my friends (robz) hand me the silver paper from a stick of gum and said "u wanna see a crazy trick? Smell this paper, "so i put it up to my nose to smell it, then SMACK! He smacks face dead-on (as I'm smelling the foil paper) and starts laughing, I said "wtf! Where was the trick in that?" Then I threw a bottle at him (playing around ) then I forgot what happened iwas high and it was long ago
lol! i was just wondering the otherday about somethin kinda dumb but here it is... I bought a pack of some black and milds that have WOOD TIPS instead of the plastic and i was wondering if its still considered littering if i just throw the butt on the ground??? its wood so its like im just returning it to the earth right? idk lol
Haha. This one happened a few minutes ago, while I was on the phone with my friend, high as fuck. Her: So, dude, does your mom still blame us for eating all the almonds? Me: *In a super angry tone* I don't give a FUCK I didn't touch that bitch's nuts! There was a moment of silence, then we both cracked the fuck up. I didn't quite realize how that sounded until after I said it. Damn you, marijuana
I live in a small town lmao so we aint got shit here. i was hanging with a couple friends and we just got done blazing 3 blunts between 3 people =P lol. Friend 1: Damn im high. Friend 2: your nuts are high. Me:your gay. Friend 1: do we have a swim team? Me: do we have a pool? we were laughing for like an hour straight
Me and my friends always just say stupid stuff that wouldn't be funny when we're sober and i always try to have deep conversations but everytime i try to start one everyone starts laughing at me haha.
Well, I was sober but my brother was high as fuck when this happened. We were supposed to be cleaning our room but he was just sitting on his bed laughing. I grabbed him threw him on the floor and proceeded to kick the living shit out of his lazy ass. Dick move, I know, but he was pissing me off...