My old dealer, friendly dude I guess.. West African guy, about 6 ft 6, quite intimidating.. But he would always insist you stayed and hung out... then when you agreed he'd start talking dirty to his GF on the phone for the entire time... Very disturbing.
Their fur is hollow, making them appear white, they're actually pink. "I smoke blunts to take the pain away, if i wasn't high id probably blow my brains away"
How about "i'll sell you this pound of dank for two dollars and fifty cents" or "I'll sell you this gram of shwag for $25".....which imo is not funny.
A couple more from my dude: Me: Hey man, I'll take a 1/4, I don't really think I should I should spend this much, but I've been hurtin' like a motherfucker the past couple of days, so... Him: I thought it was 'cause of all of the sand in your vagina. Me: - Him: Is this for you? or...? Me: the 1/8 is for *my friend...who is a girl*, and the 1/4 is for me. Him: The one with the dreads? damn, I saw her....you shouldn't be getting weed for her, you should be fucking her lololol Me: hahaha ummm, dude, she's taken, and I'm pretty sure her boyfriend is with us, right now. Him: so? - Me:Can I get a bag until I get paid friday, you think? Him: sure, as long as it's no later then friday, and believe me, I'll remember. Me : no problem, I got a good check coming. *friday* Me: *hands him money* this is for what I owe, and I'll get a 1/4. Him:.....for wha...wait....you don't owe me anything. Me: the fuck? for the single I got? Him:....you already paid?.....wait....oh SHIT yeah, now I remember....good thing you brought that up, I thought you were giving me free money! Me:*facepalm* - Me: don't piss her off too much, she'll just leave bro. Him: I don't fucking care anymore. I'll just get hookers instead. fill the house with 'em. Me: what can't that solve? --- jah!/
One of my buddies was my dealer for a little while. One time, I went to McDonald's with him and our other friend. My mother called me while we were standing in line and the two of them proceed to have a conversation about me, thinking I'm not listening. Friend: "Yo. You should fuck her, dude. I'd try but I've already got my girl and all." Dealer: "No way, man. Can't do it." Friend: "Why not?" Dealer: "Because she's one of our fucking weed bros, dude. You can't fuck your weed bros." Friend: "...Unless you want to." There's silence for a good ten seconds and then they high five.
"Man this shit is dank like always you know I only fuck with the legit" "This is the darkest greenest shit you will ever smoke" "Loudest dankest trees you've ever seen guaranteed" Me: let me get a 20. Him: alright bro I got you Me: alright what's it called? Him: I don't even fuckin know, but this shit is hitting hard af, you know my shits always loud Me: alright bro I know you do just get here quick haha Haha my dealers are awesome Sent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum
I just got this text and laughed so much " New pineapple express in there!! Nicest smell your nostrils have ever encountered fat bags, give me a text folks.... " haha
"Yeah one second I just need to go to the money garage" he was talking about a bank but forgot what they're called Sent from my GT-I9195 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Why you tryna play me? Lmao i always short him 5$ Sent from my SM-G900T using Grasscity Forum mobile app
It isn't illegal until the cops find out Weed is like a small child; smoking it's illegal. "Man fuck those cops, I don't give a shit!" - Arrested by those same cops 20 minutes later for loitering and carrying an oz. I'll miss those dealers.