Funny pick up lines

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by thelizardkin, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. is this a quarter oz in my pocket or am I just erect to see you?

    alright not very good, but it was funny in my head and I just made it up.
     
  2. i dont know if your a pilot but you can fly my cockpit anytime ^.^
    hahahahahaha :smoke:
    thats one of the funniest
     
  3. What winks, and fucks like a tiger? *wink*

    Didn't we go to different schools together?

    Ya know... I used to be a door gunner on the space shuttle.
     
  4. i was going to call heaven and tell them they lost an angel but i was kinda hoping you were a slut ....
     
  5. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name laura?
     
  6. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
     
  7. Wanna bang?
     
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