Funny pick up lines

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by thelizardkin, Nov 25, 2011.

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  1. #1 thelizardkin, Nov 25, 2011
    Let's try and make this thread huge post funny pick up lines you've heard I'll start [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKKGtf37TEI&feature=youtube_gdata_player]The Best Pick Up Line Ever - YouTube[/ame]
     
  2. #2 HBGBUB, Nov 25, 2011
    Did you fall from heaven cause I wanna get in your pants
     
  3. #3 luerae420buds, Nov 25, 2011
    Are you from Tennessee?
    Cos you're the only 10 I see

    :p
     
  4. #4 GR1BB5, Nov 26, 2011
    Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
     
  5. #5 GR1BB5, Nov 26, 2011
    Hey, have you ever heard of the 68?
    no?
    You go down on me and I'll owe you one!
     
  6. #6 jnerps, Nov 26, 2011
    tits or gtfo
     
  7. #7 Jose91jv91, Nov 26, 2011
    You ain't down, bitch!?
     
  8. #8 Parable, Nov 26, 2011
    I fucked your mother.
     
  9. #9 StoopidLow, Nov 27, 2011
    I've been told i'm pretty girthy.(worked for me anyways)
     
  10. #10 ghunter, Nov 30, 2011
    Does this damp cloth smell funny to you?
     
  11. #11 pearljamss, Dec 1, 2011
    Roses are red, violets are blue
    I suck at poetry, show me your tits :D
     
  12. #12 wuidd420, Dec 1, 2011
    i have a gun, get in the van.
     
  13. #13 Thevenusflytrap, Dec 1, 2011
    do u like cockmeat sandwiches?
     
  14. #14 plants2fresh, Dec 1, 2011
    [quote name='"wuidd420"']i have a gun, get in the van.[/quote]

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!


    "Not trying to impress you but I am superman."

    "Woah..... (what?)..... Your eyes are the same color as my porche."
     
  15. #15 v5gcw, Dec 2, 2011
    Do you work at subway? 'Cause you just gave me a footlong.
     
  16. #16 fukinriv2, Dec 2, 2011
    Did you fart? Because you just blew me away...
    Saw someone use this line and get the shit slapped out of him
     
  17. #17 antoniown, Dec 3, 2011
    Smile if u want to have sex
    Lets fuck
    Lets go to the bathroom and bump uglies
     
  18. #18 spikypole, Dec 3, 2011

    Lol. Damn?
     
  19. #19 antoniown, Dec 3, 2011
    [quote name='"spikypole"']

    Lol. Damn?[/quote]

    Thats how i roll son
     
  20. #20 kzle, Dec 3, 2011
    all i hear is the goat from disneys hercules film haha
     
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