Funny pick up lines

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by thelizardkin, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. Let's try and make this thread huge post funny pick up lines you've heard I'll start [ame=]The Best Pick Up Line Ever - YouTube[/ame]
  2. Did you fall from heaven cause I wanna get in your pants
  3. Are you from Tennessee?
    Cos you're the only 10 I see

  4. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
  5. Hey, have you ever heard of the 68?
    You go down on me and I'll owe you one!
  6. tits or gtfo
  7. You ain't down, bitch!?
  8. I fucked your mother.
  9. I've been told i'm pretty girthy.(worked for me anyways)
  10. Does this damp cloth smell funny to you?
  11. Roses are red, violets are blue
    I suck at poetry, show me your tits :D
  12. i have a gun, get in the van.
  13. do u like cockmeat sandwiches?
  14. [quote name='"wuidd420"']i have a gun, get in the van.[/quote]


    "Not trying to impress you but I am superman."

    "Woah..... (what?)..... Your eyes are the same color as my porche."
  15. Do you work at subway? 'Cause you just gave me a footlong.
  16. Did you fart? Because you just blew me away...
    Saw someone use this line and get the shit slapped out of him
  17. Smile if u want to have sex
    Lets fuck
    Lets go to the bathroom and bump uglies

  18. Lol. Damn?
  19. [quote name='"spikypole"']

    Lol. Damn?[/quote]

    Thats how i roll son
  20. all i hear is the goat from disneys hercules film haha

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