funny phrases while having sex

so.....really small?

 

"How old are you?"

 

Do you take Amex?

 

lol, "are you sure youre 18?".

 

Oh shit, I just farted!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtbZRqu5s7c]Peter the Paladin - YouTube[/ame]

"I'm a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my Helm Of Disintegration and do 1 d 4 damage..."

Makes me laugh so hard everytime

 

Me: I think my condom slipped off inside!?!
Her: What do you mean?
Me: Well I used to be wearing a raincoat, and now I'm not, so....

 

This thread has potential.

Also, my friends and I always joke about laying there when you're done and asking "so, uhh... Do I pay you now or ...what?"

 

Stop your hurting me.

Some might not see the humor in that, that maybe it's normal for that to be said. But hear me out if that was said in the "right" way it would be hilarious!

 

"Oh God, shiver me timbers!"

 

"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it."

You don't even have to be having sex..

 

From South Park xD

 

Thanks for the panty donation.....I will add it to my collection!

 

"Look my breast friends"

I have said it every time I ever got laid ever since I saw whatever TV show made that up.

 

Wait,wait,wait,wait....shit

And I have actually done this before:
"one plus one is two, two plus two is three, three plus three means peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and I did, but only cause she liked it!

 

^lol that's fucked up.

"Let's hurry, my wife will be home soon."

Gotta love the look on their faces. Priceless.