Funny phrases come play

Discussion in 'Seasoned Tokers' started by Bud Head, Feb 1, 2003.

  1. Smokie made a phrase and an idea hit me like the hit I just took.

    Lets use phrases we know to make a thread..

    Smokies phrase
    Old plumbers never die, they just smell that way.

    One of my favorites
    Old truckers never die, they just get a new peter built!

    Post some that you know.



    Another one i use alot
    If a frog had wings he wouldn't bust his arse!
     
  2. FORD...Found On Road Dead
    CHEVY....what use use to haul the ford away...
    ok maybe these aint real but i wanted to play
    peace
     
  3. FIAT: Fix it again, Tony.

    Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one, and most of them stink, but I wiped really well :).

    You must accept the fact that somedays you are the pigeon, and others, the statue.

    When I go, I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming, like the four other people in the car.

    Thats all I can think of off the top of my head.
    Peace
     
  4. When I go, I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming, like the four other people in the car.

    LOL
    peace
     
  5. FORD-Fuckin Okies Really Dig 'em.
    (Just not this Okie)



    I'm a 100% heterosexual, but I gotta admit, being bisexual automatically doubles your chances of getting a date for Saturday night.


    A three legged dog walks into the bar and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."


    What once were vices, now are habits.

    The smoker you drink, the player you get.
    (Album titles)


    The Moral Majority is neither.
    (Remember them Nixon folks, OFFF's?)


    Once I was alarmed, now I'm just amused.
     
  6. FORD---> fastest on race day

    GMC---> gotta mechanic coming!



    I wanna die like a rat............let pussy kill me!!!!! lol


    A dimand with out a shine is like.........a four wheel drive stuck in the mud!!!


    sex with no life is better than life with out sex!!!
     
  7. FORD....Fukkin Old Rebuilt Dodge
    id rather be cummin' than strokin' :D
    peace
     
  8. Fucking Over Ragged Dodges!=====FORD lol
     
  9. For Old Retired Dudes====FORD
    peace
     
  10. FORD ~ fixed or repaired daily


    dont chew gum, chew bacon!
     
  11. LOL you two^^^^^^

    FORD--------> Farts on rainy days<--------

    fun on roads driven


    fucking over retarded dates.

    first only rich dudes.
     
  12. GMC got more class

    GMC gettin more cash

    peace
     
  13. GMC------>Going mildly crazy

    GMC------->Goofy miracle child.

    GMC-------Cheverolete-------- you can hear them rust when you stop at a red light! LOL
     
  14. GMC-------Cheverolete-------- you can hear them rust when you stop at a red light! LOL
    -------:rolleyes:---------

    GMC gettin more cuties

    GMC gettin more cruisin

    FORD full of rusty dents
    peace
     
  15. i know your smilin :D
    peace
     
  16. ford---->from obsoleate recalled dodges
     


  17. I'm loving it! LOL

    Chevy and Gmc with Dodge=======Junk yard heaven!!!

    Ford-- Built to last!!


    Also all others are ford rejects before they get a name! LOL



    Highya You must be a chevy girl..
     
  18. ford---->from obsoleate recalled dodges

    ...ooooh good one,lol



    Highya You must be a chevy girl..
    nope not really...i just like playin with ya ;)
    peace
     
  19. It's only called Ford because all the other four letter words were taken.
     


  20. Don't quit on me now!


    Lol smokie.



    FORD!!!!!!! First Only Real DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! hows that my honey??
     

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