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Funny parent stories?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by fanofdank1, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. #1 fanofdank1, Jul 21, 2011
    Hey gc, this is my first post! I saw a thread somewhere else about what parents would do if they caught there kids smoking, that gave me the idea to post this.

    So a few years ago, me and my dad were watching t.v. He gets up and says "Son, there are some things you gotta learn in life if you wanna be cool when you go to parties and stuff, so I'm gonna show you how to roll a nice joint." :smoking: So he takes me upstairs, pulls out his stash, and starts rolling up right in our kitchen. The whole time he's going "don't tell your mom". Unfortunately he decided he only had enough herb for himself and refused to pass that shit. At the time I was only like, 13 though and had never even seen weed.

    Now I've been toking for a while, wasn't too sure where to post this so i went with the seasoned thread. Anyone ever had anything similar happen?
     
  2. #2 Derrick14, Jul 21, 2011
    True story.

    2 years ago my dad asked me if i knew where to get some pot. I said yes, and i got him an ounce of some killer kush called nebula for $280
    I lied, he got 3/4 ounce, 1/4 I paid for myself :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
     
  3. #3 RollinindaRoyce, Jul 21, 2011
    haha that would be sick> My dad drinks and dosent smoke so i dont have any stories sadly.
     
  4. #4 RobRoyy, Jul 21, 2011
    My only parent story is one time my dad took me to pizza hut when I was fifteen and what I thought was a good random lunch turned into him pulling out an old sandwich bag which obviously had weed in it at somepoint, that he found in our garbage. So I got to have my don't smoke weed talk in a crowded pizza hut. Win.
     
  5. #5 dirtridge, Jul 22, 2011
    Not my parent, but, one time, a parent of a friend of mine asked me to get his son high.

    His kid is slightly mentally challenged, but a great kid, and so much fun to be around. So, me and a bunch of friends got him a little high (maybe one or two hits from a joint) and just hung out for a few hours.

    The best part was when we brought him home, he looked his dad in the eyes and said, "Dad, I got high." His dad's eyes darted to me, and I got a wink and a nod of approval.
     
  6. #6 milesdavis1, Jul 22, 2011
    Thankfully, no.
     
  7. #7 Herbpipe1027, Jul 22, 2011
    me and my friend were hot boxing one time and my dad just walks in and starts laughing his ass off XD
     
  8. #8 MostDopee, Jul 22, 2011
    I don't have the parents who are cool about weed. The first time I got caught though, my dad was jumping up and down on his bed because he was so angry. I couldn't help but laugh so he stopped. Still hilarious though.
     
  9. #9 BikingStoner, Jul 22, 2011
    Hahahahahahaha
     
  10. #10 Herbpipe1027, Jul 22, 2011
    not quite parents but today i walk into the living room and my 11 year old sister is sitting on the couch watching hulu. we start talkin and she sayin something along the lines of how bad ti smells in the house and i say "hey wasnt me i didnt fart or nothin." she looks at me and says "it aint what you were ripping out here its what you were ripping in there" and does a bong motion i about pissed myself laughing
     
  11. #11 caster12, Jul 22, 2011
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  12. #12 mememantis, Jul 22, 2011
    shit i found a pipe in my dads armrest compartment in his ford explorer today. my mom was near him so i put on my phone is that your pipe? and he looked at me like oh shit.
     
  13. #13 RobRoyy, Jul 22, 2011
    When I was little I found my parents dugout while camping and thought it was a makeup box. Never new the truth till I saw one in a shop for the first time ha.
    Found the same one again in our boat last summer haha
     

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