I'm a new smoker so stop me if you've heard this before. So one time I smoked some good bud and drank some paul masson. I usually associated the feeling of being horny with weed because I get that alot. So on this particular night I came home and I went straight to my room. As I stood near the side of my bed getting undressed, I started getting horny. So me being the wierdo I am, I wanted to cum without touching my own cock.(I wanted to see if I could even do it.) So I stood there as it got harder and harder, and when I got to the point where I felt like I was going to nut, BAM! I start peeing all over the carpet in my room. It was like one of those 3 minute pisses.
LOL!! That's funny When I was a 12 or 13 I realized that the head of my penis was the most sensitive part, so I tried to see how pleasurable it would be to just rub the head of my penis. So I did it and when I thought I was going cum, I started peeing!
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