Funny one liners?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Fenrirwoof, Apr 6, 2009.

  1. Ok, so when me and friends get high we always have at least one really stupid moment that leads to awesome one-liners and inside jokes. My most recent one was this.

    Friend: Hey, you know what I love, the flavor grape. Whats your favorite flavor?
    Me:........Ice cream sandwiches.
    Friend:...What?

    Anyone else have any good one-liners??
     
  2. There is already a big thread on this.
     
  3. Oh sweet, I'll check it out then!
     
  4. we're all stoned as shit one night, and my friend was just looking at the yuengling bottle(my fav beer) and complaining.

    friend: yuengling, i hate you.
    me: yuengling hates you too, bitch! SLAP*

    i simply did what had to be done. MAN LAW: you dont complain about beer, esp ice fucking cold yuengling!
     

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