You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like memes. You: asl Stranger: 15 f USA Stranger: and you You: 12 f usa Stranger: woah, you're really young. Should you really be on this site?? You: youre only 3 years older than me Stranger: still, i've probably seen a lot more than you have in those few years. my innocence has been already ruined, so its no biggie You: mine has been ruined 2 Stranger: had sex yet? You: i was raped by my uncle Stranger: kk then yes Stranger: i guess i was wrong Stranger: still.... You: i smoke crack Stranger: ahhh!!! i just want to be right Stranger: i got caught with marijuana at school last year Stranger: almost got expelled Stranger: funniest shit ever You: my mother was an addict You: when i was born i almost died You: so the addiction is still with me You: she buys me crack Stranger: oh my gosh, you are really depressing me. so i lied a bit. i'm a straight A honors student who is in band, and on math team. the most intimate i've ever been with a guy is talking to him. A lesson to you: never believe what people say on the internet. Oh and I saw crack on the staircase once and thought that someone spilled powdered sugar from the bottom of their donut bag.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: 9/m/usa my best well x best friend killed my hamster he squezed it too hard and now i hate him what should i do should i need help Stranger 1: woah Stranger 1: you should get back at him Stranger 2: You're 9 yo?! Stranger 1: age doesnt matter, what matters is vengence Stranger 2: And you discovered omegle? Stranger 2: haha fuck you. Stranger 1: know what he loves the most Stranger 1: what he treasures Stranger 1: and destroy it Stranger 2: well, one fucked up human. That's what he'll become. Stranger 1: also, make sure he sees the whole thing Stranger 1: because no one kills hamsters Stranger 2: LITTLE GUY PLEASE GET BACK TO COLORING BOOKS Stranger 1: he can go back when the job is done Stranger 2: UGH THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT DARN THING IT'S ABOUT WHAT HE'S DOING Stranger 1 has disconnected
my friend put a small shirt of his on and put paper towels in them for fake breasts. i was lmao becauae all the dudes were just so horny and then he would show his face and sauce the shit out of them
lmao, I had to try this out. Here's mine: Stranger: hi' You: Whhaattt upp You: 20 yr old male, us.a You: You? Stranger: nothin just faping
I'm sexually attracted to my brother. Is this wrong? Some people say it is but isn't all love good? I think about him all the time especially at night in bed when I touch that special place, you know? Stranger 1: Well Stranger 2: guessin asker is a girl Stranger 1: I'm assuming. Stranger 1: Still is it wrong ? Stranger 2: i am also guessing he would love to be fucked Stranger 1: He or she Stranger 2: this brother she is talking about Stranger 2: after all... he is a guy Stranger 1: Ohh I wish the person could interact Stranger 2: what would u ask? Stranger 1: More info haha. Stranger 2: like wha? Stranger 1: Is he into that? Stranger 1: Why is she attracted Stranger 2: i would fuck my sister if she came on to me Stranger 1: I wouldn't... Stranger 2: ur sis not a hottie? Stranger 1: My sister is 6... Stranger 2: haha yeah that would put a damper in it Stranger 2: so lets say when she is 26 Stranger 1: Ummm idk Stranger 1: Can't think that far Stranger 2: ok well.. can i fuck her then? Stranger 1: Ummm no is mario just a fat uncoordinated italian midget? Stranger: Uh..sure? You: He gets more pussy than you. Stranger: Bahaha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests! You: hi Stranger: hey You: asl Stranger: m/f? You: whay You: what Stranger: women? You: Who? Stranger: you You: are you? Stranger: no You: Oh You: Why not? Stranger: i'm a guy Stranger: what are you? You: I dont know Your conversational partner has disconnected. or switch to video Find strangers with common interests (Settings) Was this chat great? Save the log: Get a link • Select all • Or post log to: Facebook • Tumblr • Twitter • reddit New Esc
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: whats up? Stranger: nothin much u? You: nothing. male or female? Stranger: box You: OH SHT!!! Stranger: what You: SHIT!* Stranger: what You: you're a box? Stranger: yea Stranger: its kinda hard to type You: What kind of box? Stranger: cardboard You: Oh but like good cardboard right? Not that cheap shit Stranger: yea Stranger: im not cheap shit Stranger: im a fucking awesome bix Stranger: box* You: Hehe. How big? Could I fit my kids in you? Stranger: i shipped a bundle of orphaned unicorn tears Stranger: oh, hehe a pretty big box You: You a drug dealer now? And yes my box is big thank you. Stranger: maybe 3 by 5 Stranger: what? Stranger: no im a box You: I don't know you said you shipped some unicorn tears, so I thought you were a drug dealer box. Stranger: no legit unicorn tears bro Stranger: not drugs You: 3 by 5!!!!!?????!!!! You're a good size... oh yeah... perfect size Stranger: yea and like 4 ft tall You: You'll fit Stranger: nah 3 and a half Stranger: ill fit what You: You'll fit on the boat. Stranger: oh boy Stranger: where we goin? You: Bitch you're going on the boat. *Put gun to box's head. Stranger: OH SHIT OK BRO You: I WILL TAZE YOU! Stranger: TAKE IT EASY Stranger: DONT TAZE ME BRO! You: yeAH LAPD BITCH. YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT BITCH! Stranger: ok im getting on the boat *gets on boat Stranger: if your wondering how i move Stranger: its cuz im a motha fuckin box bitch You: That's what I thought. Bitch you high? Did you get on my boat high? Smoking that reefer eh? Stranger: just a little You: Well you can smoke a whole pack then! (peter griffin voice) Stranger: wheres this boat goin You: Mexico. Stranger: kenya? Stranger: oh shit.... You: Gotta meet Pablo for some trees. Then off to Switzerland. Stranger: well..... IM ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKERS TAKE A LOOK AT ME Stranger: trees? Stranger: what kind of trees Stranger: i cant fit large trees You: Tha Ganja. Or as I like to call it... La Ganja You: LOL! BOR I MADE A JOKE! You: "La Ganja" HAha Stranger: i dont get it You: im high Stranger: oh ok You: youre funny Stranger: only cuz ur high as fuck You: you smoke bro? wait are you a guy or a girl? Stranger: no You: why? Stranger: i dont want to start that or get into that Stranger: not good for ya You: why? I don't care how old you are. You: oh wait the weed. oh. I mean its not all that bad, You: I can smoke in a DARE shirt and not feel guilty. lol Stranger: i still dont want to i hate cigarrets too Stranger: lol You: Guy or Girl? Stranger: bitch im a motha fuckin box You: girl box or boy box? Stranger: idk Stranger: we dont rly have that shit You: I see. well you're killin my high gotta go Stranger: bai box hater You: Wait where are you from? Stranger: SEXIST BOX BIOTCH You: Theres weed everywhere Stranger: BOXTOPIA MOFO You: lolololololol. You: LOL in real life You: lol Stranger: BOX OUT MOTHA FUCKA! Your conversational partner has disconnected. New chat or switch to video Find strangers with common interests (Settings) Was this chat great? Save the log: Get a link • Select all • Or post log to: Facebook • Tumblr • Twitter • reddit
I smoked weed on Omegle. One of the guys who popped up had bud and we smoked it together. It was kind of awesome.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi M You: hi f Stranger: age? You: 19 and you? Stranger: 19 too You: oh cool! You: whats up Stranger: My dick jk nothing much you? You: the hairs on the back of my neck . r u horny by chance? Stranger: a little ;P Stranger: could you help? You: wunna trade pics? Stranger: sure You: okay first promise not to laugh at my small nipples Stranger: i wont You: oaky (; http://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg You: rate me 1 to 10 (; Stranger: literally scared the shit out of me hahahahahahahaha well played You: haha troll successful? Stranger: definitely hahaha You: haha aight well peace man.. You: anne frankly, your a perv FUCK that was a bitch to format. VIEW THE LINK IN THE CHAT FOR THE JOKE
America speaks folks, government needs to listen to the voice of the people Question to discuss: Should Marijuana be legalized in the US, why or why not? Stranger 2: Sure. Stranger 1: yes Stranger 1: beer does more damage Stranger 2: I heard cigarettes do, too. Question: Should Marijuana be legalized in the US, why or why not? Stranger 1: No Stranger 2: yes because thats what brian griffin wants