Stranger: hi You: hi You: u smoke weed? Stranger: Yes You: i also have this bad habit of eating dog... Stranger: Cool You: it tastes good Stranger: Hmm never tried it You: i don't eat cats not enough meat Stranger: Yeah I can see that Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: OMGGG Stranger: HAHAHHAAHAHAHA You: sup dawg' Stranger: haahhahha You: imma hardcore gangsta gangsta You: u know it Stranger: hahaahahhahah Stranger: hahahahha You: nah You: just a stoner You: on omegle You: bored You: Stranger: suree u aree Stranger: ? You: ya Stranger: can i get sme meth? You: im sure You: oh yea totally Stranger: i want crystal... angel dust... Stranger: all the shir Stranger: shit* You: yea dawg Stranger: like the mango thing u pout that on a needle Stranger: and wow You: ill FedEx it to ya Stranger: greatt Stranger: how much is it You: whats ur address? You: its $50000 You: just send cash Stranger: ok You: and ill send the stuff Stranger: cashh Stranger: unmarked bills i know hows the deal You: ya or wire transfer You: to my offshore acct Stranger: great Stranger: my addres is 1515 bluecat street You: sweet Stranger: my zip 121314 You: youll have a pound of crack at ur door in 3 days Stranger: privacy please Stranger: closed envelope... Stranger: etc. You: overnight express Stranger: greatt You: yea yea of course Stranger: Stranger: lovely You: indeed Stranger: Im killing myself withut my crack You: i would be too You: luckily i make it in my kitchen Stranger: i need that shit on my blood 24/7 You: and the meth is made in my garage Stranger: thats convenient You: and pcp in the bathtub Stranger: wow u got a whole factory You: got a few moonshine stills in the yard too Stranger: good Stranger: any sinthetic? You: nope that stuffs too hardcore for me Stranger: acids... funny pills... Stranger: oh ok You: ya Stranger: You should try it Stranger: good market You: im scared of it Stranger: lots of clients You: i use to make acid Stranger: they sell good on schools You: market died down, meth is big now You: i like to sell catnip at schools Stranger: yeah u right Stranger: but the little pills sell good You: yep yep Stranger: really discret and convbenient You: ecstasy Stranger: u put that on any beverage and fly You: and roofies too You: those r fun You: rape girls all day Stranger: wow good Stranger: stupid girls dont cover their drinks You: ya ill throw in a free sample pack Stranger: great Stranger: ill see if it works Stranger: i hope girls are still stupid You: they also work for stealing peoples kidneys and selling them on the black market if ur into that Stranger: is that a profiitablebusiness? You: $$$ Stranger: igreatt Stranger: u take both kidneys or just one? You: just one so they can stay alive You: i leave em in a bathtub full of ice in a motel room Stranger: yeahh... thats the best strategy You: with a note explaining to them what happened Stranger: nice You: and sometimes just to fuck with them i give them a tattoo Stranger: hahhahhahaha Stranger: thats twisted You: yea it really is Stranger: the tattoo is just too much You: i only tattoo if the surgery scar is small You: to make up for it You: fair right? Stranger: yeah Stranger: fair. Stranger: Ok thanks for the product You: no problem Stranger: im sleepy i think ill go to bed so i can consume lotss tomorrow You: ok goodnight You: have fun with all the meth You: and roofies Stranger: goodnightt Stranger: i will Stranger: sounds good Stranger: You: peace Stranger: cya
I win...give me my internetz Stranger: heyy You: are you a guy? Stranger: yeah, is that a bad thing? You: lol no You: good think You: g Stranger: Stranger: Are you a girl? You: mhmm Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: i'm 18 You: the last like 10 people i had were all girls Stranger: lol You: im 16 You: almost 17 tho Stranger: 16 is fun Stranger: Do you have a picture of you? You: no no pics Stranger: Stranger: I have a picture of me! You: i dont like givin pics out on live Stranger: It's a clean pic, if you want to see. You: lsure Stranger: I understand. Some guys are creepers. You: yeah totally Stranger: http://i43.tinypic.com/242wfeq.jpg You: aw cute Stranger: Thanks Stranger: * Stranger: i meant for that to be a smiley. not a winky face. You: do you have a girlfriend? You: lol its ok Stranger: No, all the girls around here are lame... You: yeah Stranger: They're all stuck up. You: same here with guys Stranger: Lol maybe we live in alternate universes! Stranger: Just kidding... lame joke... You: lol You: so where do you live? Stranger: Ohio You: oh thats cool You: im in Pennsylvania Stranger: Oh really? west or east side? You: like the mid easy You: in york Stranger: Oh that's far! You: yeah a couple hours lol Stranger: I live on the east coast of Ohio, like 20 minutes away if you take the highway lol You: thats cool You: maybe well meet someday Stranger: That would be really cool. You seem like a sweet girl You: lol thx Stranger: You: you seem cool too Stranger: Thank you! Stranger: You: i dont meet many guys here Stranger: But how will I know what you look like if I can't even see your face lol Stranger: Oh in York? You: lol well if we get that far im sure ill show you Stranger: That sonds like one of those old towns. Stranger: *sound Stranger: *SOUNDS You: yeah it kinda is You: downtown is a lil touristy Stranger: The farthest I've ever been in PA was Pittsburgh. Stranger: I had to go to the airport to pick up my dad You: yeah thats on the west side You: man why is it so hot im my house Stranger: Maybe the air conditioner is off? You: probably Stranger: My house is cool and I have a fan! You: lol lucky you You: i might have to change You: put shorts on or something Stranger: Like gym shorts or boxer shorts? I don't say that to be creepy, my older sis wears boxer shorts because she says they're cooler lol You: mmm like gym shorts Stranger: i bet they're super cute on you You: lol yeah i think so You: but theyre kinda short You: my butt is always hangin out lol Stranger: Well there's nothing wrong with that... at all! You: lol im sure you wouldnt think so haha Stranger: Stranger: Maybe I can try them on and you can laugh at me lol You: lol ok Stranger: I could totally pull off gym shorts. You: that would mean id have to take them off Stranger: I don't mind that either do I get to watch? or do I have to turn around? You: haha thats up to you You: if you want to watch you can Stranger: I'd love to You: ha Stranger: But only if it's ok with you You: youd be one of the first to see me You: lol Stranger: Aww really? <3 You: lol You: yeahhh Stranger: you're too cute for words, you know that? You: lol thx You: your not too bad yourself Stranger: You: but yeah im not too experianced in that kind of thing Stranger: That's ok, I'm not either. You: no? Stranger: No I'm really shy... You: aw me too You: well we can learn together Stranger: That would be nice. Stranger: Do you think I can get a little sneak preview? or is that out of line... You: lol well see You: what kind of preview would you like? Stranger: I want to see how cute you look in those gym shorts You: ha hmm maybe You: maybe more Stranger: oh really <3 You: haha yea You: tell me what you want You: and maybe youll get it Stranger: show me as much as you feel comfortable with. full body if you want, you don't have to show your face if you're shy... You: ha You: hmm You: well see You: maybe later You: lol you really wanna see me naked? Stranger: aww ok Stranger: I've never seen a girl all the way naked. You'd be my first You: wow thatd be cool You: hmm so if we met You: what would you want to do Stranger: Whatever you would like to You: im all about making you happy Stranger: We could take it slow. Or fast. You: wouldnt want you to forget your first time Stranger: Same for you You: yaeh you could have me anyway you want Stranger: But what if I want you a little bit now? You: lol like pictures? Stranger: Guys are visual creatures lol You: lol yeah You: well first tell me what our first time would be like You: then i might Stranger: well, we would meet first. lol Stranger: then after getting to know eachother, i'd kiss you and make sure everything was alright Stranger: is everything alright? You: mhmm Stranger: then id start kissing your neck and take off your shirt. You: yeah? You: keep goin Stranger: then i'd kiss down your stomach and start unbuttoning your pants Stranger: Is it still alright? You: mhmm You: keep going You: you can do anything Stranger: Then I'd take your pants off then your bra so you're only in your panties. Stranger: Then I'd lay you down and let you take it from there, because I really don't like being in control. I wouldn't want to do anything wrong. Stranger: Can you tell me a little about what would happen next? You: mmm more you Stranger: baby can i please have a pic... it'll help me visualize this all better... <3 You: This is Special Agent Brian Leroy of the Federal Bureau of Investigations. You are in direct violation of section 5.2 of the Child Protection Act. Your IP address has been logged to our database and we are issueing a search and seizure warrent for the computer this address is connected to. Stranger: I'm not even 18! Stranger: And what kind of name is Brian Leroy anyways! Stranger: I'm only 16... Stranger: You're mean You: Upon further investigation there may be warrents issued to the user of this computer for attemping to exploit a minor for sexual gain, attempting to import child pornography across state lines, and the attemped sexual deviation of a minor. You: You will be contacted by phone within the day to confirm your address. If its unresponsive a field agent will be sent to the address connected with this IP address You: Have a nice day, you child molesting scum bag Stranger: Please tell me this is a joke... my mom will kill me... You: Im sorry, you will be procecuted to the full extent of the law Stranger: I'm only 16 I swear. I was born in 1993 You: Youll have to show proof of age to the field agent and even then youll likely be charged with lesser crimes Stranger: Why do you do things like this? Stranger: You're so mean You: This is a sting Stranger: What's that mean? Stranger: And how do you get my IP address? You: Im an FBI agent You: we can get anything we need You: Youll be contacted with in the day with further instructions Stranger: Do you have my phone number atleast? You: Again if you do not respond to our calls an agent WILL be sent to your home Stranger: I know, I was making sure you had my number. You: And your computer will be taken in and searched You: Have a good day sir Stranger: Wait! Stranger: Please do you have my number? You: Yes Stranger: What is it? You: Well have it after we run your IP address Stranger: I need to know this is real.... Stranger: Run it now... You: Trust me, its extremely real sir Stranger: Then please... tell me my phone number. You: If you are indeed underage i suggest you tell your gardians and get a lawyer Stranger: What's my phone number!!!! You: It takes up to an hour to run an IP report Stranger: I can wait. You: Youll be contacted, dont worry Stranger: I can wait. You: I cant, good day sir Stranger: Can I have a number to contact you directly and get this out of the way? You: Im sorry, im just the "decoy" agent You: Youll be contacted by the branch supervisor in a few hours You: As soon as we run your IP, background checks, and address check Stranger: What if there's nothing on the computer other than this convo? Stranger: Can I be honest with you for 5 seconds? You: Theres still this conversation, your requesting pictures from an underage girl, and you saying you would meet with an underage girl and describing what you would do You: Please be honest Stranger: My friend has a guy friend that comes on here and gets pics of girls like it's easy and we thought it would be funny to see if we were could get pictures. We didn't even care for the pictures, and we were just going to send a pic that says "you're a whore" if someone was stupid enough to send them... Stranger: I'm a 20 year old girl with a beautiful daughter and weird friends. You: Well all that can be verified at a later time Stranger: I can tell you where the guy lives that's always getting the pictures. You: And if you are indeed 20 years old, this will be even worse for you Stranger: Please sir... Stranger: Can you please give me a number to call you directly? I can't live with this. I need to know you're an agent. Stranger: Please don't mess up my life because of a stupid prank. You: Im sorry You: (412) 432-4000 You: You can call this number You: In the morning Stranger: and ask for? You: Its the front office for the Pittsburg branch of the FBI Stranger: But who are YOU You: Ask for Micheal Rodriguez You: hes the Special Agent in Charge of the Crimes Against Children division Stranger: What was your name again? You: Special Agent Brian Leroy Stranger: Well it's been almost an hour... Stranger: Did you get my phone number yet? You: No You: We do have other IPs to run You: and im going to have to end this conversation now Stranger: No please! You: Again, you will be contacted at some point in the morning Stranger: Asking for whom? You: If you do not respond an agent WILL be dispatched to your location Stranger: Well... make sure you get the right address... I'm stealing this connection from one of my neighbors, I'm not sure which one though, the connection doesn't have a name. You: Well find it You: Have a good day sir Stranger: Wait! Stranger: I puked on myself I'm so scared. You: or i should have said maam Stranger: I think it's my neighbor to the right because the connection gets weaker on the left side of my house. Stranger: Wait... is it illegal to steal peoples internet too? Stranger: I'm so screwed... Stranger: You: Why yes it is You: but thats the least of your problems Stranger: Do I have a different IP address on my computer since I'm in a different house? Will you still find me? You: We will find you, dont worry You: Now i really have to go You: Again Stranger: But my neighbors are really nice and if they find out I've been stealing their internet they'll get so mad... You: Have a good day maam Stranger: Then they'll have a freak living next to them Stranger: Please wait! You: Youll be in jail You: So they wont know You: But i have to ask Stranger: But what if you go to the wrong house? You: Are you really a female? Stranger: Oh wait, you said you'd know... Stranger: Yes... You: And 20? Stranger: Yes... You: Why would you do this then? Stranger: I told you. My friend has a guy who does this all the time and we wanted to pretend we were guys and see if we could be as good a player as he was. Then call the girl a whore and leave the convo. You: Then whos picture was it that you sent? Stranger: I've been pretending to be a girl (I mean I AM, but that's not the point) and when guys ask for pictures I'd send them a picture of a llama. Stranger: It's so stupid. Stranger: I looked up "hot scene guys" on tinypic. Stranger: You can see the tags I searched in the picture, if you look. You: So you werent looking for child porn? Stranger: No! Stranger: I was trying to troll... You: Females usually dont Stranger: Because I've never been on here before and I thought it was funny... Stranger: I just told you! I HAVE a daughter. Stranger: She's my everything.... and I can't lose her... You: And honestly i have more than enough people already logged You: I guess one female playing a prank wouldnt matter You: Ill tell you what Stranger: I can show you a real picture of me and my daughter. Stranger: Myspace or facebook You: if you prove that your female, ill let you go Stranger: I'm a good person Stranger: Give me just a second to load up my myspace page... You: A picture of you holding a piece of paper with my name written on it should do You: Brain Leroy Stranger: Oh you jerk. I'm pretty sure you're a troll. 99.999% sure. But I don't fuck around with this stuff. And I have too much to lose. You: But your IP is still going to be logged Stranger: Do you want me to spell Brian right? Or spell Brain. You: And if we get any kind of thing like this again from your IP then youll be charged with both sets Stranger: I understand that sir. You: Brian Leroy Stranger: Hold on a second.... I need a paper. Stranger: I'm uploading the picture... Stranger: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting Stranger: ... You: You dont look quite 20 Stranger: I get that all the time. Stranger: And I still get carded for cigarettes. You: Yeah i could see You: that Stranger: Well Mr. Leroy? Stranger: You got your sign. I'm a 20yr old female who did some stupid prank. You: Yeah You: That will work You: Well then You: Have a good day Stranger: That's it? You: Thats it Stranger: No call? No investigation? You: Your IP is still going to be logged You: And if something pops up like this again then youll be charged You: So i suggest keeping your conversations clean and not to let your friends use your computer Stranger: I understand. I'm off omegle forever... I don't need this. You: That would be a good idea Stranger: And I'll get mmy own internet. You: Ha yeah that couldnt hurt things Stranger: My neighbors don't need that... they're such good people. You: Well we would have found you Stranger: But what if you accidently went to their house first? They're the freakin' Jones family. You know, church on Sunday, family get togethers every weekend, etc. You: Well that would have been embarressing for them You: Now unless you want to send me more pictures im gonna have to go Stranger: lol ok You: Have a good day Stranger: You too sir You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 35m You: youre old Stranger: ok Stranger: by You: mmkay You: old fart Stranger: you You: can suck my dick Your conversational partner has disconnected. well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: i work at sexworld! Your conversational partner has disconnected. HAHAHA!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Heylo Stranger: heeeey You: Wanna trade pokemon? Stranger: haha, sorry . im not a nerd ^^ You: :'( Stranger: hahaha, how old are you anyways ? You: 5 Stranger: 5 ? WOOOOW Stranger: what is a kid like you doing on this thingy ? talking to STRANGERS . Stranger: lol You: I like pikachu's and charizard's. They're cool Stranger: hahahaha, & your 5 ? You: Yes, I have 5 pikachu's Stranger: no i ment, how OLD are you ? Stranger: your aaage . Stranger: haha You: Like my oldness? Stranger: haha, yeeeah . Stranger: your AGE Stranger: lol You: It's how many pikachu's I have. Stranger: 5 ? haha You: That's how many pikachu's I have. Stranger: why is a little boy like you type so fast & read fast ? Stranger: lol You: I also like Piplup's because they shoot water Stranger: wow , i dont really care You: Yeah I have 101 Charizard's Stranger: cool , my brother collects that stuff You: Your brother like's my pikachu's? Stranger: idk You: I also have zubat's and dragoon's because they are bats and I like golbat's/ Stranger: i gtg byeeee , you need to stop being a nerd yur gonn aget teased . save your money for college You: I have that pokemon! Stranger: woooow . byeee Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I haven't been on GC in years.. and damn I forgot about Omegle. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: know much about horses? You: joe rogan does. Stranger: is joe rogan a mormon? You: of course. Stranger: oh then i bet he knows TONS about magnets You: only the kinds from gift shops. Stranger: i used to go to giftshops when they werent so mainstream You: but now you're too indie? the cardigan got you? Stranger: its most def the glasses You: oh, the thick RayBans will do it. Stranger: youre pretty good at this Stranger: memebase much? You: no, i'm just high. Stranger: oh touche! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hello You: im stoned Stranger: great You: got munchies? Your conversational partner has disconnected You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: are you the gay guy? You: are you the gay guy? Stranger: ^^ You: ^^ Stranger: i guess you're not You: i guess you're not Stranger: that's predictable You: that's predictable Stranger: you're so smart You: thanks! You have disconnected.
You: hey You: m/f? Stranger: m23 Stranger: nd u? You: ohh niceee f22 You: fla Stranger: so wats up? Stranger: how r u? Stranger: You: goood just layin out on my bed hbu Stranger: jst chating wid a pretty lady You: yaaa u kno itt Stranger: may i no d name of d pretty lady? Stranger: yup You: kelseigh You: and you Stranger: well u can tell me sid Stranger: so tell me more about u Stranger: ) You: im just wearing a tight with tshirt and sum booty shorts, and im about to take the booty shorts off just for u sweetie Stranger: do u have anick name You: noo Stranger: really Stranger: thnx Stranger: u r making me ............ You: im hornyy Stranger: 1 thng i can figure out dat u look sexy Stranger: r u? You: haha yes Stranger: oh plz take it out Stranger: unfortunately i cant see u...bt i wish to see if i could You: nah im just kidding im a 40 year old man who is horny as shit time to get off this shit and find a real girl Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle conversation log 2011-04-10 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hey, hows it goin? Stranger: good and you You: Eh, tired and hungry! Stranger: lol Stranger: age ? You: 18, you? Oh, asl? Stranger: 17 m usaCalifornia and yourself? You: 18 f Maryland Stranger: cool You: Cali? Aww lucky you Stranger: hehe You: You like it there? Stranger: it's all right Stranger: so do you play with yourself? You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: I am Stranger: I'm just having fun over here You: well what are your doing beside talkign to me Stranger: do you really wanna kno? You: um You: maybe? Stranger: haha You: does it involve a cucumber? Stranger: no You: haha Stranger: but similar activity Stranger: haha You: hmmmmmmm You: a hanger? Stranger: just a hand ;-) You: too bad i cant see you..thinking im talking to a guy,kinda freakin me out Stranger: lol You: ha..naileed it Stranger: why freaked out? Stranger: we all do it You: u smoke weed"? Stranger: yes! You: ahhh omg finally Stranger: i'm high now You: haha You: dido .......You: my girl even tryed to help,didnt work Stranger: go get her Stranger: we can all do it together! You: i just said i tryed Stranger: i've been jerkin for 3 hours man You: i fucker hed for about 15 mins and all of a sudden i realized how high i am and my dick just went limp You: fucked her* Stranger: is she high too? You: just from second hand You: i like to tease her Stranger: haha
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: am i...a wizard? Stranger 2: no, harry Stranger 2: you are a faggot Stranger 1: fuck u Stranger 1 has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 420 Stranger: hello Stranger: 19 italy Female You: high Stranger: nice hru You: im carrot Stranger: your name You: my name is apple carrot Stranger: i'm Ava Stranger: Nice You: i love cigarrettes Stranger: wanna jjoin You: i love smoking cigarrettes with my friends Stranger: add me here Stranger: goo.gl/NFQwo You: first i want to smoke a cigarette with you You: and then ill ash it in your butthole You: my name is filthy frank Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i met a decent looking chick on there once got her digits she used to text me pics of herself n shit. she always wanted to talk on the phone but i wasnt about that so i stopped talking to the random bitch. fuck omegle.