Aight so I'v been workin at this movie theatre for about a month now. The people that work their r tight as shit. Well anyway, one of them asked me if I smoked and I was like HELLS YEAH!!! in fact I'm the biggest stoner there. Well this kid never smoked b4 so I was like "Hey man I'll get your ass flyin!" So Saturday rolls around and I'm like hey lets smoke then go to Team America! So work ended and I got my bong and shizzit and went ba kto the theatre. All of a sudden it goes from 1 person smokin to 4 so I'm like shit, these guys r rad I'll fuk all u up. So we get into a good spot to smoke and I find out NOBODY has smoked. Well I load the bowl and take my turn sine everyone else didn't know how to use the bong. And I take alot then pass it. The next person has to be told when to inhale and shit and then takes like a half a seond hit and starts coughin and spittin in my car. I was laughin my ass off then the next batter ame up and did the same thing. Lastly the chica went and boy lemme tell ya what, She out smoked those guys like she was me(But she isn't just remember that, there an only be one God). Then we went bak into the theatre and one of them went into our bosses offie and started lookin through her files. I was like O SHIT pass me some Nachos. IT WAS AN AWSOME NIGHT!!!! But also it didn't matter if they were n00bs and slobered alittle to muh because they r to fukin cool!
Sounds fun. A lot of my friends work at the movie theatre near my house and say that the general manager is a hard core stoner. I am thinking about applying there. Its cool, they tell me stories of blazing up with him and stuff and becoming real close to the boss.
So my friends and I also had the idea to see team America stoned as hell. So on the drive to the theatre we smoke 3 bowls and then 1 in the parking lot. IThen me and my friend Mike walk up and buy tickets and then buy food. When I bought my ticket the lady had said to go to to theatre on the right. there were two showings that night, one at 9:55 and one at 10:25. It was about 10:35 we were running a little late. So I sit over at a bench by the right entrance. Mike and my two other friends all start walking into the left theatre. I am like 'o shit I heard wrong it was left, fuck,' and I ran to catch up. Then we went in and sat down and the movie was playing and I was confused as hell. I kept thinking to myself that this movie is suppossed to be 100mins long yet it seemed like everything was about to wrap up. I came in on the scene right before the puppet sex. I lean over to my friend Kathy and say 'o shit we went to the wrong show.' Well I was much too stoned to even think about moving and I was enjoying whatever it was I was watching. So we stayed. Afterwards my friend megan was like "wow that was really short" and I said you guys are all idiots we went to the wrong one and missed more than half the movie. We all had a good laugh and it was really stupid of us. So now I have to see it again, sober, cuz I am qutting for real right now, until december when I get drug tested and can then start again.