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Funny Mormon Beliefs

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by Sir Breach, Aug 29, 2008.

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  1. #1 Sir Breach, Aug 29, 2008
    All from http://www.exmormon.org/tract2.htm


    LOL
     
  2. #2 InnerPeace, Aug 29, 2008
    I do not find this humerous. They are lost, and need direction.
     
  3. #3 mrblonde77, Aug 29, 2008
    Sucks that so many people are that weak mentally.
     
  4. #4 notbakedenough, Aug 29, 2008
    Agreed
     
  5. #5 bobfugy, Aug 29, 2008
    "We can become like God and rule over our own universe."


    Truth.
     
  6. #6 Deleted member 95373, Aug 29, 2008
    They also wear magic Mormon underwear.... no I'm serious... they do
     
  7. #7 Sam_Spade, Aug 29, 2008
    "The sun receives its light from the star Kolob."

    ROFL
     
  8. #8 Norma Stits, Aug 29, 2008
    it's true sam!
     
  9. #9 Sam_Spade, Aug 29, 2008
    It's just those damn foolish scientists, with their "nuclear physics" that want to trick us and tell us otherwise!
     
  10. #10 Norma Stits, Aug 29, 2008
    exactly.. stupid scientists with their "fancy" logic and science.
     
  11. #11 Medicine Al, Aug 29, 2008
    There are no bald false angels then?
     
  12. #12 Norma Stits, Aug 29, 2008
    nope.. only real angels are bald.
     
  13. #13 Norma Stits, Aug 29, 2008
    every summer i get cursed.. then sufficiently righteous sometime around February (unless i go to florida)
     
  14. #14 Sam_Spade, Aug 29, 2008
    Damn right ;)

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  15. #15 Medicine Al, Aug 29, 2008
    Then this may be a false Angel?
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    He's so purty, he must have angel colored hair!
     
  16. #16 Norma Stits, Aug 30, 2008
    then i'm about 75% away from possibly being a real angel :(
     
  17. #17 ELaytrix, Aug 31, 2008
    Not all of those are true to the mormon religion.
    and to call them funny i dont belive to be true. Im not religious and i dont belive in many things. But i am open to others opinions.
    I dont think these are very funny nor to i find evolution or any other therory(sp) funny its all in everyones own perception to make a reality around themselves
     
  18. #18 hurryupandwait, Aug 31, 2008
    raised mormon
    not all the things on taht list are true
     
  19. #19 BubbleFunker, Sep 1, 2008
    By that definition, these guys must be up in heaven now:
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lyk25SULHzw
     
  20. #20 BubbleFunker, Sep 1, 2008
    Well. . . you know. . .they don't tell the women everything.
    But, have you seen the magic underwear???? And the talking salamander? :D
     
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