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Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Kushomatic, Dec 13, 2010.

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  1. #1 Kushomatic, Dec 13, 2010
    rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

    RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

    1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
    2) WON'T RUN AWAY
    3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

    For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

    Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

    Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

    "Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

    "Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

    To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
     
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  2. #2 Shaggy2High, Dec 13, 2010
    Hhahahahah i get it
     
  3. #3 ramone&emiglio, Dec 13, 2010
    hahaha clever ;)
     
  4. #4 riejgndtueodtrd, Dec 13, 2010
    I don't get it... how'd he ring the doorbell if he doesn't have any arms...?
     
  5. #5 Shaggy2High, Dec 13, 2010
    With his

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  6. #6 riejgndtueodtrd, Dec 13, 2010
    With his rooster? The joke didn't say anything about a rooster.... Are you guys pulling my leg?
     
  7. #7 Shaggy2High, Dec 13, 2010
    No man with his cock
     
  8. #8 s0ulsbane, Dec 13, 2010
    How old are you? :p
     
  9. #9 Jimi Thing, Dec 13, 2010
    That joke sucked.
     
  10. #10 Shaggy2High, Dec 13, 2010
    Hahaha i asked the same question in my head
     
  11. #11 Whohulkwalk, Dec 13, 2010
    this joke is old as fuck
     
  12. #12 viewfair, Dec 13, 2010
    well a lot of people haven't heard it, so who cares if its old, other people are laughing, shut the fuck up, what the fuck happened to GC.
     
  13. #13 LightAnother, Dec 13, 2010
    This was funnier than the joke :D
     
  14. #14 riejgndtueodtrd, Dec 13, 2010
    Glad someone got it. ;)
     
  15. #15 Chi-TownsFinest, Dec 13, 2010
    I chuckled.
    Might as well make this a joke thread while we're at it.
     
  16. #16 riejgndtueodtrd, Dec 13, 2010
    Why don't Chinese tanks work?




























    They have c.h.i.n.k.s in them.
     
  17. #17 Whohulkwalk, Dec 19, 2010

    hey fuck you


    that's what I would say to you if this wasn't gc
    but it is gc so I say
    have a nice day:)
     
  18. #18 Casual Toker, Dec 19, 2010

    I loled.
     
  19. #19 WTFun, Dec 19, 2010

    Even better was the part where that guys obvious sarcasm went right over the heads of a couple people.
     
  20. #20 Whohulkwalk, Dec 19, 2010

    this.
     
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