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funny high experiences

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by nappp, Apr 10, 2011.

  1. #1 nappp, Apr 10, 2011
    so the other night i was chillen at zorbas and i had to make a push...so my friends go to the car i came in and i go to my customers car to complete the purchase...i get out and start wondering around wondering where my friends are...so i go and sit in zorbas and start eating again and then i wander around the lot...i call them and they're dying in the car saying how they fucking forgot me...so we get in the car and start chilling again we meet up with some kids and my idiotic friend gets out of the car and like gives one of the kids a high five like a deal and theres a fuckign cop over there so we hadda bust outta there...so we go and my one friend is a car loser so we go to get his fucking car washed at 11 o clock...we fucking went to hang out at a car wash wtf is that shit... so they're chilling by the kid and i go to take a leak...my one friend goes and splases a bush in my urine stream and then he fucking baptizes me with the bush...so i go and sit in his car and chill and listen to music...so he comes back and fucking tells me to get out of his car...so we leave the car wash after they're fucking obnoxiously honking and go to light up again....we light up again and then go to mickey d's...were hanging out in there and the fucking obnoxious sobers(my friends) can't enjoy they're food so they start cursing with a family around i mean a fucking family with littles...so i'm like chill out dude theres kids around...so back to story we finish eating and he takes me home and i just go in and chill and listen to music

    i'm high now if you couldn't tell....if you wanna post your funny story and tell me how mine was that'd be cool :wave:
     
  2. #2 Budbarian420, Apr 10, 2011
    Sorry, but that was a horrible story. i would tell you a tale of my life, but im too stoned to think of one.
     
  3. #3 ShastaCola, Apr 10, 2011
    Okay then...
     
  4. #4 jlear3, Apr 10, 2011
    yeup :smoke:
     
  5. #5 bloodhownd, Apr 10, 2011
    word..
     
  6. #6 Zeb0, Apr 10, 2011
    At some points..i wanted to say troll, but at other points i also wanted to say troll.
     
  7. #7 Marrijane420, Apr 10, 2011
    That story was breath taking maaan:smoke:
     
  8. #8 StoneyMcGhee, Apr 10, 2011
    Ill fix this...

    Tonight my friend was showing me knife tricks after a 3 bowls and he cut open the side part of his hand...
     
  9. #9 winkless, Apr 10, 2011
    Last tow days ago , my class teacher showed me a box !
    that box was full of chocolate , but he told me that is is full of mud !
    than when i open the box i saw that was full of chocolate !
    than my teacher said to me that , its a gift to me !

    It was a great funny experience for me !!!
    :):):):):)
     
  10. #10 Honor Roll, Apr 10, 2011
    my friend was going for a "natural" approach and brought matches, i was too blazed to pay attention he tries to light the bowl with a match and burns his finger i couldnt stop laughing i told him stfu and use the lighter and then he agreed it was a dumb idea lol...but later he did successfully light it with a match we were like o_O..
     
  11. #11 stickybuds420, Apr 10, 2011
    fucks yes i picked the third 1 down and we are winning the poll GO NUMBER 3!!!
     
  12. #12 MANontheMOON84, Apr 10, 2011
    yes VOTE 4th one down! let's beat their ass in tihs poll.
     
  13. #13 The Weed Guy, Apr 10, 2011
    okay heres my story right we buy and ounce of gods gift and an 8th of herojuana right and we go to this parking lot nobody EVER goes to so we start smoking their and we get out of the car for an adventure and then our friend runs away and we started to look for him for like 3 hours and it was kinda blank right here but i remember us waking up in the fucking mountains with our friend in the trunk of the car and we smoke again and get the car so fogged up that we couldnt even see eachother thats my story
     
  14. #14 dom12, Oct 26, 2011
    Hey I think I've smoked with OP before... crazy
     
  15. #15 Harman, Oct 26, 2011
    This Sunday I went to Dimitri's. Its a place where you get dessert, and a big ass plate of it. My friend got high for the first time before he went, and he was PARANOID AS FUCK. He was so blazed, and he couldn't control himself. It was fucking hilarious.
     

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