funny friend meets my dog

i think every1 needs a friend 2 smoke with that makes u laugh until u have a headache. i got 1 of those. my buddy ben is the most ridulous person i have ever meet. a couple days ago we smoked at my house when my mom was out. we were in my room and gettin ready 2 leave 2 go get some food after tokin. he sat on the bed facing me putting on his shoes. i was by the door. my dog was on the bed behind him. now, u no how dogs like to sniff asses? well, whilke ben was bent over, my dog dove in and got a lick. yes, it was very strange. but bens face was priceless. he looked up with a puzzled expression 4 a second, not quite sure what was goin on, who was licking his ass, and wondering if he liked it or not. after this second of thought, he realized what had happened, and screamed out "O MY GOD!!!" and violently spasmed. i reacted by leaving the room and rolling on the hallway floor laughing my ass off. it was the funniest thing i have ever seen. his face was priceless.