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Funny Fact

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by fight no more, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. #1 fight no more, Aug 5, 2011
    This is kinda lame, but it made me laugh. I'm reading the marijuana policy for my college, and I came across this:

    The Higher Education Act prevents access to federal student loans for anyone with a drug conviction, no matter how minor.

    Wouldn't the Higher Education Act want to provide access to loans for students seeking "higher" education? :laughing:

    Made me chuckle.
     
  2. #2 TheyCallMeZach, Aug 5, 2011
    That law is the only reason I'm careful when I smoke. They'll take your scholarships and shit if you have even like .1gs.
     
  3. #3 damessor, Aug 5, 2011
    thats bull my buddy does better on tests when hes high its funny cuz hes eaten his pencil before cuz he got the munchies so bad during a test lol good times in that class
     
  4. #4 DuIstMeinSheiss, Aug 5, 2011
    That's funny, I got financial aid and I have a poss. charge. :eek:
     
  5. #5 Mogwai, Aug 5, 2011
    Sounds like this funny fact may keep me from going to college...

    if I decide to go. I'd sorta like to, but...
     
  6. #6 S0UR, Aug 5, 2011
    Fun fact: My dick doubles as a machete in dangerous situations.
     
  7. #7 i Donk, Aug 5, 2011
    did you just finish watching "How High" by chance?
     
  8. #8 Mogwai, Aug 5, 2011
    Wait.. Is this shit even true? I know plenty of people with drug charges receiving aid for college. Does it depend on the state or is there some stipulation not outlined in OP?
     
  9. #9 glasslover420, Aug 5, 2011
    I can use mine like a lasso. :ey:
    /pedobear
     
  10. #10 Leighton Ward, Aug 5, 2011
    Usually the munchies make you want something that tastes good. If he ate a pencil you might wanna take him to get checked out in the head.
     
  11. #11 Nhan420, Aug 5, 2011
    I have a paraphenalia charge (pipe grinder with a lottle bud in it) and i get student loans. Although im not sure i think they are alot stricter if you get financial aid whichis like free money you dont have to pay back.
     

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