if your parents ever phrase a question to you like "little bobby, can(or will) you do so so" you can say "no, but you can go to hell"
Well, this one time my mom and dad were away say I invited some friends over. My mom came home early and asked, mom: why are there marijuana seeds all over the house?? Us: because you dont smoke the seeds...
not a parent but yeah Completly forgot i had work, was only my 3rd shift, woke up at some friends house completly wrecked, i only remember trying to pay the taxi with my road insurance card haha anyway during the wake and bake mum rings and ask me if im ready for work, , long story short i get to work with 5minutes to spare, and decide to have a ciggie im sitting in the car park, eyes glowing staring at this centapede laughing my ass off, my manager pulls up without me knowing, he appears and i come out of this high so fast Hes like: Kenny, are you ok to work upfront Im like: What do you mean? Hes like : your out of it Im like : your out of it He like : come help me count tills, Me: ok then was funny cos everytill i counted for the start of day was 1 doller out, he checked everyone i did haha, and all i heard for the rest of the day was make sure you give them another doller coin! haha became a running joke but i was out of it and just wanted to keep my job now every thursday (latenight shopping) me and him grill in his car, and he always make sure im on same breaks as him, i smoke with most of my other co-workers to it seriously is the best job
*laughing gas* Mum: Why do you have a box named 'Erotica Cream chargers' Me: To make whipped cream Mum: Why don't you buy whipped cream like normal people Me: Its long Mum: Why are the ladies boobs covered up with whipped cream and have you been doing this with your girlfriend?! Me: Haha I wish!
Mom/Dad: You know how bad marijuana is for you? Me(stoned): You know that pharmaceutical companies are allowing medical marijuana and pure thc pills to be administered to help people and they have no real known bad side effects. Mom/Dad: Thats not the point the point is your smoking marijuana Me: Well be happy im not taking viagra it kills 5 in 100,000 that take it and killed 552 in its test trial but still passed fda later in 1998. Dad/Mom: Shutup.
i just got home from toking mom: come closer me: no im going to my room mom: COME CLOSER me: what the hell mom stop freaking me out and i run to my room to eat some BK and have it my way
Like 3 months ago... I was zooted af when this happened Dad: Your room smells like weed Me: Na, thats the rabbit (I don't even have a rabbit..) He smokes, and I think he knew I smoked for a couple months b4 this happened but never said anything. But now everything is str8, I smoke in my room wenever, I cop for him, we share weed etc. Getting caught was the best thing ever!
Aunt: Are you and the girls coming for dinner? Me: Depends, what are you making? Aunt: Were ordering pizza. Me: What? Aunt: Pizza Me: Yea ill pick some up Aunt: I already ordered it Me: Ordered what? Aunt: ... Me: *click*
(were in the car on our way home from party) friends mom: did u smoke weed tonight? friend: yaaa like we went full out it was crazy friends mom: what kind of weed? friend: mom I have no idea friends mom: ok...