I remember a while ago when i was out snowboarding, my parents found my bowl in a little case. My dad said it smelled really strong and i said "its resin dad" he goes "i know what it is, i used to sell it." to which i replied, "you used to sell resin?" haha just made me laugh thinkin about it. you guys have any?
Mom: hey im going to the gas station real quick, need anything? Me: are you going to bring home a "special uncle?" Mom: *laughs* asshole, now you dont get anything Me:damn....
One time me and my dad were having a conversation and I made a real sarcastic but smart comment and here is what proceeded: Dad: you're such a smartass Me: better than being a dumbass Dad: *silence* Me: -struts away-
Mom: (Holding up 3 gs of chron) How much did you spend on this? Me: Uhh...about 30 bucks, why? Mom: Really?!?! When i was younger we could hget an ounce for that much and then i was like Say WHAAAAAAAT!?!
well this is kinda the opposite, but... Me: "mom why don't u drink a beer that doesnt taste like crap" her: "why don't you stop smoking pot" LOL
*reach for the last bread roll* Dad: Hey, you had the last one Me: Well you're gay... I'm just kidding, I don't have a dad
well now that i think about it, my mom found a 3/4 oz of some reg chillen in my closet and she told me to come over an look at all the shit she found of mine an my older bros (long while ago) mom: so this is all the stuff i found, on this side of the drawer (in her room nightstand where she hid it) is yours, and the other side is matt's (my bro) Me: ok whats your point? Mom: well im just letting you know i knew you guys smoked weed and all but i dont want it in my house an im disapointed... Me:and... whats your point? (im blazed at this point and she doesnt knw an thats all i could say haha) Mom: well im just letting you know... Me: ok well im going to bed dude, anyways whats my punishment?/? Mom: im not saying your punished but... so i just walked upstairs and the next day took all my stuff back an said i just got it out of her house... when i really just put it in the garage lol...
so if she finds it and says "i thought i told you not to have this in my house" you could say its not in the house
My mother usually brings food to my house/friends houses, (she thinks I never eat). Mom: Hello K----- Me: Hi mother. Mom: I'm out and about and wondering if I could get you anything. Me(hella stoned): Umm I would like a young somalian child.
me: yo, do you have 2 fives if i give you a ten mom: what for? me: because our weed costs 35 dollars and the dealer dosent have change --my friend is staring at me like im insane, its actually why i need the change, but my mom thinks im just kidding
In another thread I remember somebody had a conversation with their parents that went like this: Parent: why are pot seeds all over the house? Guy: You don't smoke the seeds Witty bastard
Mom: Hey im going to the store you want anything Me: yea, get on ur knees *Then i skull fucked her* Then i woke up..
*at the food court at seaworld* lots of people i couldn't hear what he said i just heard: dad:"blah blah blah blah" me: "DURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!" and i walked like a retarded person over to our table and my dad just walked away lol
I don't have one but I think I remember one that was posted a while ago. Mom: Why are their weed seeds all over the house? Kid: Becuz you dont smoke the seeds!