When I was 16 years old my mom caught me smoking. It was totally my fault, stupidity that comes with your 16th birthday, whatever we all got over it, but it was a funny story. Well what happened was I was smoking out of a bong I had bought the day before. I was rippin some fire too, so I was absolutely stoned off my ass. well i was doing the standard bounce sheets in the toilet paper roll, but I wasnt covering the bowl after I lit it, so it was slowly making my room dank. So my mom walks by my room just as i flick my lighter, she heard it and started sniffing around. She obviously busted in on me and went through the whole I cant believe my own son would do this blablabla. The whole time I tried to defend myself or say something but she wouldnt give me the chance. But once she stopped talking, i picked up a nug from my tin, put in the bowl, tilted the bong towards her and said: "You wanna light it?" I've never seen someone so speechless in my entire life, it was great even though it got me into even more trouble
well, i just turned 19, and my mom found out i smoke weed. i've offered her and my grandmother several times. not happening haha
hahahahahahahahahah awesome. +rep just for asking her to smoke after her "huge" speech. hope your still
haha oh shit thats funny. sounds like something i would do with my mom, but then again she doesn't really care.