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Funny ass story!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by SixFeetUnd3r, Dec 29, 2006.

  1. #1 SixFeetUnd3r, Dec 29, 2006
    k so me and a friend woke up to wake n bake at about 11, and we packed the bong with the last of our beasters,and gettin ready to pick up some trainwreck. so we pack and smoke about 3 bowls of the beasters and decide to leave. we drive over to this place called "Festival", a grocery store where a lot of kids from my school work. My friend that i was with, decides he wanted a "jones", those flavored things idk... but they only had packs of 4 for $5.00 or something, and since my friend doesnt wanna buy the pack he decides to steal a single one from the box (btw there glass bottles ; shaped like a regular root beer bottle and the liquid (soda) in them is colored, and in this case its red). So we're walkin around and at this point i never knew he had it cause i never saw him steal it. i grab a box of donuts and right as i turn around i hear a LOUD smashing sound behind me. i turn around, and theres a huge puddle of red soda, and glass shattered everywhere. He was so high he accidently dropped it... but the part that has the label saying jones was on the only piece that didnt break...so u could obviously tell it was stolen cause it wasnt in the case. so a lady comes over and says she'll clean it, so we buy the donuts and dip out lol.


    thats my story, peace
     
  2. #2 Cakey, Dec 29, 2006
    Haha, alright..last night it was like 1:00 and we had to go drop some shit off at a friends house after me and a friend fucking did like 4 bowls out of my new Illy...so we were driving there and he told me to what I though he said " close the window " so I sit there baked to hell and try to close the window...he keeps saying no man that's not it so I'm like WTF! this goes on for like 10 min. No joke! haha then he says man fucking open the door and close it again...and that's what he wanted me to do...haha whatever pretty fucking funny though about the glass breaking haha I hate it when something breakes or falls ina store and people look at me and shit, rofl
     
  3. #3 SixFeetUnd3r, Dec 29, 2006
    oh yeah btw he dropped it about 10 feet from about 10 rows of cashiers and baggerboys lmao
     
  4. #4 DirtyApe, Dec 29, 2006
    That is such a lonely feeling!
     

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