A guy goes up to his wife and says "Honey! Pack a bag! I just won the lottery!" The wife goes "Oh my god thats fantastic! I'm so happy, I dont know what to pack!" and the husband goes "I dont care what you pack, bitch, just pack a bag and get the hell out!" Lmao. Funniest shit I ever heard. - Gilbert Gottfreid
Please....for the sake of this joke, post a picture of him on your first post so people recognize his voice and say the joke with his voice lol, it makes it 15x better lol.
A husband walks up to his wife with a cup of water and 2 aspirin and sez "here you go" the wife replies " whats this for I dont have a headach" so he sez " good lets fuck"