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funny arguments against pot

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Emnesty, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. I've heard many arguments against bud, and most of the time, they are hilarious.
    So here we can share the craziest/funniest arguments against marijuana that we've ever heard.

    This is directly copied from a troll youtube channel's description (POT DESTROYS YOUR LUNGS! - YouTube)

    "I WISH TO EDUCATE PEOPLE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MARIJUANA, & HOW TO RECOGNIZE WHEN A FRIEND OR LOVED ONE IS EXPERIMENTING WITH POT OR HOOKED ON IT. MARIJUANA IS ONE OF THE LEADING CAUSES OF DEATH AMONGST YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY.
    MARIJUANA: ALSO KNOWN AMONGST ITS USERS AS "TEA", "MARY JANE", "SWEET LEAF", "POT", "WEED", "REEFER", "BLUNT, "JOINT", "BUD", "CANNABIS", "DOPE", & "GANJA".
    MARIJUANA USE IS OFTEN CONNECTED WITH ANIMAL ABUSE, SATAN WORSHIP, HOMOSEXUALITY, THE HIV VIRUS, CANNIBALISM, NECROPHELIA, TERRORIST ATTACKS & OTHER SERIOUS CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR.
    IF YOU FIND ROLLING PAPERS & PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL IN YOUR CHILD'S BEDROOM, THAT IS A SURE SIGN OF MARIJUANA USE. CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY, & ALSO ARRANGE TO HAVE THE ROOM FUMIGATED FOR BUGS BY A PROFESSIONAL PEST EXTERMINATOR."
     
  2. haha wow nice one.

    some of my favorites:

    "will lead to an unproductive and immoral society" (ive literally heard that one)

    "marijuana is a gateway drug, and will lead to use of harder drugs, like heroine, cocain ect." (like, cmon man)


    dude as much as i hate drug laws, their justifications always amuse me
     
  3. weed actually has killed so many people
     
  4. That description sounds spot on to me
     
  5. This ones from my dad when I got caught awhile back "It's a deadly, addictive drug... And don't tell me it isn't because I've seen my own friends get hooked on it when I was in high school"
     
  6. My mom tryed to tell me it was a "Gate-way drug" Bs lol 10 years later im still only on weed and nothing else. And never even tryed anything else
     
  7. [quote name='"tastytrichomes"']weed actually has killed so many people[/quote]

    By these ways
     

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