Whats's the funniest yo mama joke you ever heard? here are some I've heard: 1) Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a gamecube and turned it into a gameboy. 2) Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumbs for her at the all you can eat buffet. 3) Yo mama's so fat, she sweats mayonaise. 4) Yo mama's so fat, she doesnt take pictures, she takes posters. 5) Yo mama's so stupid, she puts a ruler by her pillow so she can see how long she sleeps. 6) Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.
yo mama so poor when I walked in to the house and asked whats for dinner she jumped up on the table lifted up her dress and said "Crabs for dinner tonight!" Hahaha that's the best one I ever heard.
your mamas so fat, she goes to KFC and licks EVERYONES fingers your mamas so fat, her ass has its own zip code
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......... i dont understand this one (i fail at life) yo mamas so fat when she wore a rain jacket everyone mistook her for a bus and rode her around town
Your mother is so corpulent that she happened to get married just to partake in the scrumptous spread! By golly tramps you have just gotten served.
ya mamas so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning ya mamas so poor, i saw her shopping yesterday and told her to get the fuck out my trash can ya mamas so fat, i took her to the beach and the whales sang "we are family" ya mamas so old, she sat next to jesus in the 2nd grade
Your momma is so slutty that you were created the weekend that your father was away on a business trip and your sister would have been born but your momma took it up the ass instead.
yo mamas not only so fat,but so horny,she eats hotdogs with her hungry bottom lips! (i thought this up five seconds ago)makes me feel good.