Funniest thing you ever did while high.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Koala89, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. This happened a few weeks ago; I had just picked up my friend and we were going to play some Mario Kart, well I decided to take a few bong rips before we played. He was in the other room while I was doing this and all of a sudden he walks in and just stared at me. (He knows I smoke, but he doesn't.)

    I took the bong held it and the lighter up and exclaimed "EARTH! FIRE! WATER! AIR!" and then I took a big hit and held it in while saying "With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!" and then I exhaled.

    My friend was cracking up and left me to finish. :smoke:

    So let's hear some good stories.
     
  2. Me and my friend were smoking last night, we go downstairs to get 2 big ass glasses of chocolate milk. Its a awkward silence and he just stares at me and we both start busting out laughing for about 5 minutes straight.
     
  3. LOL my one friend was getting high for the first time after a t-break, and was tripping balls, and i started doing sesame street impressions and he rolled of the bed laughing his ass off :smoke:
     
  4. When I tried to block the smell of weed because my dad was just about to bust me so I stuck my hands in a mayonnaise jar and chugged a bottle of vitamin water.
     
  5. hahahaha, sounds like something I'd see in a movie.

    "oh shit, my dad's coming. we need to stick our hands in this conveniently placed mayonnaise jar!"
     
  6. Chased birds in the parking lot with my car..... was laughing the whole time until i booked there was two cars with people in it watching me..
     
  7. 2nd time I ever had dank my buddy rolls up a 2 gram blunt of Maui wowie. We couldn't even finish it and I was off my balls. We parted ways and I strolled around town on a busy Friday night with a stoner grin going from ear to ear. Bought 4 ice cream bars from a gas station and spent the next good while eating them on the street while watching a bar fight that had been moved outside.

    Everything would have been cool except for the fact that I was stoned as fuck and watching the fight from about 10 feet away. About 20 minutes in the cherries n berries rolled up with guns drawn.

    Never ran so fast in my life before XD.
     
  8. [quote name='"tjaymadstax"']2nd time I ever had dank my buddy rolls up a 2 gram blunt of Maui wowie. We couldn't even finish it and I was off my balls. We parted ways and I strolled around town on a busy Friday night with a stoner grin going from ear to ear. Bought 4 ice cream bars from a gas station and spent the next good while eating them on the street while watching a bar fight that had been moved outside.

    Everything would have been cool except for the fact that I was stoned as fuck and watching the fight from about 10 feet away. About 20 minutes in the cherries n berries rolled up with guns drawn.

    Never ran so fast in my life before XD.[/quote]

    Thats sounds like my definition of a perfect day lol
     
  9. Not the funniest but just happened yesterday ..


    I was hittin my bong and on the Internet on my iPhone. So without thinking I put my mouth on the corner of my phone and flick the lighter on before realizing I was about to take a hit off an iPhone.
    I was alone but an just gave myself a WTF face.
     
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