This happened a few weeks ago; I had just picked up my friend and we were going to play some Mario Kart, well I decided to take a few bong rips before we played. He was in the other room while I was doing this and all of a sudden he walks in and just stared at me. (He knows I smoke, but he doesn't.) I took the bong held it and the lighter up and exclaimed "EARTH! FIRE! WATER! AIR!" and then I took a big hit and held it in while saying "With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!" and then I exhaled. My friend was cracking up and left me to finish. So let's hear some good stories.
Me and my friend were smoking last night, we go downstairs to get 2 big ass glasses of chocolate milk. Its a awkward silence and he just stares at me and we both start busting out laughing for about 5 minutes straight.
LOL my one friend was getting high for the first time after a t-break, and was tripping balls, and i started doing sesame street impressions and he rolled of the bed laughing his ass off
When I tried to block the smell of weed because my dad was just about to bust me so I stuck my hands in a mayonnaise jar and chugged a bottle of vitamin water.
hahahaha, sounds like something I'd see in a movie. "oh shit, my dad's coming. we need to stick our hands in this conveniently placed mayonnaise jar!"
Chased birds in the parking lot with my car..... was laughing the whole time until i booked there was two cars with people in it watching me..
2nd time I ever had dank my buddy rolls up a 2 gram blunt of Maui wowie. We couldn't even finish it and I was off my balls. We parted ways and I strolled around town on a busy Friday night with a stoner grin going from ear to ear. Bought 4 ice cream bars from a gas station and spent the next good while eating them on the street while watching a bar fight that had been moved outside. Everything would have been cool except for the fact that I was stoned as fuck and watching the fight from about 10 feet away. About 20 minutes in the cherries n berries rolled up with guns drawn. Never ran so fast in my life before XD.
[quote name='"tjaymadstax"']2nd time I ever had dank my buddy rolls up a 2 gram blunt of Maui wowie. We couldn't even finish it and I was off my balls. We parted ways and I strolled around town on a busy Friday night with a stoner grin going from ear to ear. Bought 4 ice cream bars from a gas station and spent the next good while eating them on the street while watching a bar fight that had been moved outside. Everything would have been cool except for the fact that I was stoned as fuck and watching the fight from about 10 feet away. About 20 minutes in the cherries n berries rolled up with guns drawn. Never ran so fast in my life before XD.[/quote] Thats sounds like my definition of a perfect day lol
Not the funniest but just happened yesterday .. I was hittin my bong and on the Internet on my iPhone. So without thinking I put my mouth on the corner of my phone and flick the lighter on before realizing I was about to take a hit off an iPhone. I was alone but an just gave myself a WTF face.