Oh my God, what just happened was so freaking hilarious, it is arguably one of the funniest things that has ever happened. So my friend (Sir Tokes ALot) and I had just smoked about .8 out of his bubbler, and we were high as shit. So we went to McDonalds to get some food. We then saw three of our friends, so we sat down and ate with them. There was this small, round black guy with them who I didn't know, and apparently they didn't either. They had just come from a skate park and that guy just followed them. So it started to rain and we all went to my friend's car and my friend is like, "There are six people here, one of you can't get in" and everybody was like, "I'm definitely getting in." And I'm thinking, "Who the hell is this new guy I haven't seen before?" Anyway, people start getting in, and the black guy pushes away my good friend and that friend was like, "Yo dude, you're taking him and not me, we don't even know him!" But then he ran off cause he figured he couldn't get a ride, and he needed to get back to the skate park. So we started driving there and the black guy said "You guys smoke?" and I'm like, "Yeeaah" (I was high) and he's like, "I smoke a lot, I went to jail for it though" and I'm like, "How old are you?" and he's like "14" and I'm like "What the hell!" He said, "Yeah, I started smoking at thirteen and was in jail at fourteen. I hid a knife up my ass one time, and I pooped it out, and I took the knife out of the poop and I poked a guy a lot of times cause he was trying to rape me." I don't know if this sounds funny to you, but it was so random EVERYBODY in the car was laughing so hard, especially me cause I was so high. It was just hilarious, and we got to the skate park and let him out, and I'm like, "Who the hell was that?" and everybody is like, "I don't know". It was funny.
that is so fucking crazy ahahah dude if that happened to me id be like what the hellllll the whole time and ask him why the hell he was following us around? id keep asking him who he is haha..so baked right now this is a weird story man
haha wtf I loved that! is the story true o.0 or wtf I'm confused because if it isn't how the hell does someone come up with that shit!
Yeah dude it really happend we were just blazed at mcdonalds and this like little black kid ends up in my car I don' know how he got in there.
Yes, Sir Tokes Alot was the one driving. By the way, why did you let him in instead of Royd? Whatever, I'm happy you did, that was priceless.