Funniest Stoner Stories.

Discussion in 'General' started by PurpleOnyx, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. Let me start off with Today me and my friend steven were chilling and his mom came in and asked us to move a washing machine for her up a old ladys cellar because she was giving it to them. So we do this we get it outside and stuff and decide to take a smoke break so we lite up a cig and realise we had money for bud. so long story short guy comes over and we both get wayyyyyyyyyy to baked.. so were sitting there and his mom comes in while we were playing cod and asked "Could you guys help steve?" and im sitting there like o_O
    "what?"
    "could you guys help steve with the washer"
    ".......wait...im sitting with steve right now.?"
    "what?"
    "Could you help steve with the washer?...."

    This went on for a good few minutes untill i relised stevens dad's name was Steve.... I was thinking she was asking me and steven to help himself lol
     
  2. One time I watched this video called Tantrum rave sober, and its basically like you go really fast over planets or some shit, its like superman. Next day my friend has me over with like 7 people and we smoke a shit ton...then I remember the video and I tell my friends lets watch it on the big screen. So we set it up, and put our fist ups in the air like superman and "flew" over the planets. 5 minutes later our arms are still up and his mom walks in to 7 men with their arms up with this trippy ass video on the screen, 4 bags of chips empty and all of our eyes red as fuck. It was fuckin hilarious
     

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