funniest shit you've ever said stoned...

i usually have a hard time talking period i reverse whole sentences and not notice

 

"dude," "hella," "right on" all become frequent words in my vocabulary when stoned, but i can't remember any specific examples at the moment
xo~

 

a friend meaning to say "have you any money for the bus": have you got any mus for the bunny?

 

That's a spoonerism

 

One time I was making fun of my friend and she was like "whatever fuck you" Like fuck you was my name or something. One time she called me a pussy whipped sheep fuck, I laughed forever.

 

I once said my favorite colour was four......fucking crack up

 

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yup i have the same problem....SEVERE COMMUNICATION BRAKEDOWN!!!!

 

I started freestyling once when i was stoned...but it came out all messed up and sounded hilarious. My friends were cracking up..

 

My words always get messed up after a hard day of grillin'. It usually only lasts a couple of days though.

Does anyone else get that?

Or like it feels like the grounds moving when you walk?

 

I started talking all biblical and shit once.

Like with thou and thee and wierd names.

 

I say "Damn the bad luck" When ever i'm stoned. It doesn't matter if the conversation is good or bad either!

 

i thought it stunk like weed in the fridge, so i told eveyone that "it smells like michael jackson up in this bitch", as in MariJuana MJ, get it michael jackson..i thought i was so slick, my friends and i almost suffocated laughing

 

damn i gotta hang out with you people..make me look goo. crack me upo!

 

why on earth would you ever want to look like goo??
like that slimey stuff or what?
eeeeww

 

I always excessively use words I usually don't use sober and look like a monosyllabic fool. I'll just reply to everything we "sweet", "damn", etc.

 

Hmmm........ he accidently called it a parking spot what a comedian

 

One time my friend said he was as high as a birds dick, what a retard.

 

Hehehe In The town I used to live in people from different places would come down for the summer, There for we met a lot of new people. I don't know Why but I just met this straight edge chick . and tried to introduce her to my bud buddy Ja' I said " and this is Jason the smoker of weed the climber of trees the poop scooper of the local zoo wher the flying monkeys live and mate with donkeys.

I have no idea where it came from I get I was just way to messed up...there isn't even a zoo in that town.

 

Well, the funniest thing I ever said wasn't when I was high, but when I was dexing:

"My teeth are turning colors"
and
"I've had enough of this popsicle stand!"