lol.. too many to count.. i think i'll have to share what my best friend did.. it may take a little explaining.. me and her like to joke around.. just like say stupid shit like "i'm fried like chicken" or "baked like a potato".. so one day, nickie was all alone.. smokin a bowl.. and she straight says to herself "i'm baked like fried chicken".. lol.. i thought it was damn funny.. you guys got any? please share..
"dude," "hella," "right on" all become frequent words in my vocabulary when stoned, but i can't remember any specific examples at the moment xo~
One time I was making fun of my friend and she was like "whatever fuck you" Like fuck you was my name or something. One time she called me a pussy whipped sheep fuck, I laughed forever.
I started freestyling once when i was stoned...but it came out all messed up and sounded hilarious. My friends were cracking up..
My words always get messed up after a hard day of grillin'. It usually only lasts a couple of days though. Does anyone else get that? Or like it feels like the grounds moving when you walk?
I say "Damn the bad luck" When ever i'm stoned. It doesn't matter if the conversation is good or bad either!
i thought it stunk like weed in the fridge, so i told eveyone that "it smells like michael jackson up in this bitch", as in MariJuana MJ, get it michael jackson..i thought i was so slick, my friends and i almost suffocated laughing
I always excessively use words I usually don't use sober and look like a monosyllabic fool. I'll just reply to everything we "sweet", "damn", etc.
Hehehe In The town I used to live in people from different places would come down for the summer, There for we met a lot of new people. I don't know Why but I just met this straight edge chick . and tried to introduce her to my bud buddy Ja' I said " and this is Jason the smoker of weed the climber of trees the poop scooper of the local zoo wher the flying monkeys live and mate with donkeys. I have no idea where it came from I get I was just way to messed up...there isn't even a zoo in that town.
Well, the funniest thing I ever said wasn't when I was high, but when I was dexing: "My teeth are turning colors" and "I've had enough of this popsicle stand!"