So in my junior year i was chillin in class, and i sat across a table from this black guy, john. He doesnt give a fuck and hes always fuckin around. Well this day he was leaning back in his chair and kind of bending it. I look up and suddenly the chair breaks and he falls on his ass! Happened again. senior year. I was in art class again and this crazy chinese dude sat across from me. He must have weighed like 230. Well i hear a scraping sound, i see him getting lower and lower, then the chair gave out and he just fell. I saw it coming and was pretty much laughing my ass off before he hit the ground. Haha then i went home and got stoned.