If you have a checklist and a shit load of time to kill, this is the site for you. This fucking garbage, eh? I'm glad my house is toke-friendly now. My mom thought she had me figured out - "You think I'm stupid or something?" Yes Mother, I do. Had you been smart enough to know "since the start" that I was toking, why didn't you say anything? I'm stoned every night at dinner and you can't tell the damn difference. Some people have nothing better to do. I love seeing colloquial stoner language I don't use myself. A toke blower? The fuck?
Fail Pricing 5 grams (1 joint) aka a “five” or a “nik” = $5 1 gram (2 joints) aka a “dime” or “ten” = $10 figure out the rest lol 1.5 grams (3 joints) aka a “fifteen” = $15 2 grams (4 joints) aka a “twenty” = $20 3.5 grams or 1/8 ounce (4-6 joints) aka an “1/8”, “eighter” or “small” = $25-30 7 grams or ¼ ounce aka a “quarter” = $45-60 14 grams or ½ ounce aka a “half” or “half an O” = $80-120 28 grams or an ounce aka an “ounce”, “O” or “whole” = $180-240
Thats exactly what I said... I'd always called it a doob tube, and what's great is that that word's nowhere on that site.
how the fuck do these supposed weed haters know how many j's are in a dime? that's kinda suspicious...
This kind of overbearing, crazy bullshit is why kids turn to drugs in the first place. If your child is hooked on drugs, then you are a bad parent. And no, that doesn't mean you need to start "disciplining" them or watching their every move. It means, for once in your sad life, start showing a little compassion and understanding. If your response to discovering your child does drugs is to start yelling, screaming, calling them a degenerate, and forcing them to take piss tests...you may as well just hand them a fucking gun and tell them to get it over with. You're not helping in the slightest.
"In some cases, cigar papers are used for rolling larger joints or “bluntsâ€. In some instances, a poor mans blunt may be rolled with a piece from a brown paper bag." Really? Ughh, I would rather not even smoke.
3.5 grams or 1/8 ounce (4-6 joints) aka an “1/8â€, “eighter†or “small†= $25-30 I wanna live were 1/8 will cost me $25-30 ^.
this is great. Stupid fucking propaganda. If you don't see the signs for youself, or don't catch your kid yourself that means you don't deserve to catch em. Shit, i was very very good and my parents are very smart. I didn't keep anything in the house, i never smoked in the house. Wow, i didn't get caught. Not once, what a shocker!!!!!
Oh my lord...I have many of these signs. Ice water at hand ..ALWAYS, Red eyes, some wierd food cravings.....is it possible I'VE been getting stoned ?
Lol1!!!! This site is the shit! My favorite part High Times: \t\t\t\t\t\t\tIt's a magazine. It's like porno for potheads. LOL!!!! Somebody should go on that site and make a blog pretending to be a parent, and troll the shit outta them.
\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\tWhat's that smell? \t\t\t\t\t\t\tIf your kid has begun to come home \t\t\t\t\t\t\twearing heavy \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\tcologne, perfume, or body spray you may want \t\t\t\t\t\t\tto investigate...teeth brushing, gum chewing, breath mint \t\t\t\t\t\t\tpopping, etc. is usually a good sign that the \t\t\t\t\t\t\tsuspected person is trying to cover the smell of \t\t\t\t\t\t\tsmoke on their breath. \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\tIt's in the eyes..."chinese \t\t\t\t\t\t\teyed" \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\tMoney \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\tMoney or the lack of it is a common affliction for a \t\t\t\t\t\t\tteenager...if your kid is asking for more \t\t\t\t\t\t\tmoney than usual or has been spending quite a bit... \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\tMunchies/Dry Mouth \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\tThe hungry feeling that usually accompanies getting \t\t\t\t\t\t\thigh is referred to as “having the munchiesâ€.... a person who has just smoked \t\t\t\t\t\t\talmost always has a beverage nearby. \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\tPhones/Friends You may notice that your child is \t\t\t\t\t\t\ttaking more phone calls....New \t\t\t\t\t\t\tfriends.... SO What I've learned is: If you're a teenaged asian, brushing your teeth AND OR chewing gum, spending money, getting new friends and are hungry YOUR SCREWED!!! However if your white, stinky breath, never going out or spending money, no friends and lanky then you're pretty much okay....Too bad most stoners are exactly this stereotype \t\t\t\t\t\t\t
"5 grams (1 joint) aka a “five†or a “nik†= $5" Wow. 5 grams per joint and it only costs $5!