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Funniest/most ridiculous thing you've said out loud while being high?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by NoghriB, Sep 18, 2011.

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  1. #1 NoghriB, Sep 18, 2011
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    For me, I was home and talking to my mom. She sent me out to the garage to do a simple task (What would normally take 1-2 mins, I forget exactly what I was sent out to do.) and I said...

    "This is gonna be like a nine minute trek" :smoke:

    EDIT: Another time I was blown out of my mind, sitting on the couch with a friend. It was silent for about ten minutes, and out of nowhere, I said...

    "I have no face..."
     
  2. #2 Cbowlz, Sep 18, 2011
    Ohh one day back in the day, I was chillin in my apt with some good friends over. We were just toking and listening to music. Some guy comes in talking some loud garbage and really pissed me off..

    I remember saying, "YOU CAN FUCK ME, AND YOU CAN FUCK MY MOTHER, BUT DON'T EVER FUCK WITH MY HIGH."
     
  3. #3 WELLHELP, Sep 18, 2011
    Transparent vagina!
     
  4. #4 mjmama25, Sep 18, 2011
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    The first time I got stoned someone leaned a couch cushion on the side of the couch at an angle, and I looked down at it and said "Dude, your couch grew!".

    Also, you know how people say lame things like, "Man that was rude with a capital R." I said "Yeah, she's horrible, with a capital whore." about my aunt, and had my mom rolling on the floor.
     
  5. #5 elefante1211, Sep 18, 2011
    Swim!... Punch the giant squid... Keep swimming!... Fuck the mermaids... Keep swimming!
     
  6. #6 potency420, Sep 18, 2011
    FUCK im so high :D
     
  7. #7 Vicious, Sep 18, 2011
    Jesus, I know we can't talk about other drugs but stay away from xanax. I don't even want to think about the shit i've done.
     
  8. #8 Kewong Tsamsiyu, Sep 18, 2011
    Im a scientist now
     
  9. #9 madaxeturkey, Sep 18, 2011
    One time, before I even smoked, I was sitting in my room while two of my friends smoked through a g in this sick bong. We were just sitting there and I kind of felt weird, then asked what song was playing. Turns out the really quiet music I was hearing was just the ac and I was second hand blazed hahahaha
     
  10. #10 Bakedman, Sep 18, 2011
    I was too baked for my own good with abunch of friends at one of their houses playing call of duty and this little 12 year old kid was being a tool so i yelled out "if your asshole was ripe like prime rib, i would fuck you, bring the A1".....everyone in the room died laughing
     
  11. #11 NoghriB, Sep 18, 2011
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    hahaha
     
  12. #12 Zoxii, Sep 18, 2011
    Earlier today: to my friend caleb " Whales man.. they're so free and shit." I thought that was pretty bad of me today.
     
  13. #13 budsmokeronly2, Sep 18, 2011
    I morning I was trying to wake up my friend I kept telling him "wake up, son" he rolled over really fast and looked me directly in the eyes and screamed "FATHER!!!" Then I told him to go "back to sleep, bitch" and tossed my pillow at him and left.
     
  14. #14 Slater420, Sep 18, 2011
    when we got pulled over, i called a cop dude man. like "alright heres my license, dude, man. he said "im not a dude, im officer Ackerson. i was thinking oh fuck, why did i do that.
     
  15. #15 Bakedman, Sep 18, 2011

    hahahahahahah
     
  16. #16 xerexes, Sep 18, 2011
    this was not me but it is from another thread:



    i was sitting in class high off my. ass when the teacher says she is collecting homework. when she reached me she asked "do you have your homework" i said in a drawn out british accent "indeeeeeeed"
     
  17. #17 Autechra, Sep 18, 2011
    "Does anyone else's dick smell like tuna?"

    First time getting baked.
     
  18. #18 Johnny88, Sep 18, 2011
    I was dropping off some bud to these kids and I had a megaphone in my car for this band thing I was doing. It was really dark and they didn't see my car rolling up so I got the megaphone and said in this high pitch creepy voice

    "I'm Heeeeerrrreeeee...... Little pot heads want their weeeeeeeeeeddd???"

    They freaked out XD
     
  19. #19 DBV, Sep 18, 2011
    I swore to my friends that I could make myself sober with a single thought.
     
  20. #20 Harman, Sep 18, 2011
    I forgot. But I watched Horrible Bosses high, one of the funniest movies I've seen ripped.
     
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