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Funniest lines from a movie?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Tree Of Life, Oct 28, 2012.

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  1. #1 Tree Of Life, Oct 28, 2012
    Dwayne: "Here's the money, just take it."

    Vaughn: "I am gonna take the money, then I'm going to tie up you two loose ends."

    Dwayne: "We're not loose ends."

    Vaughn: Stupid motherfucker, you're as loose as ends get!"

    - 30 Minutes Or Less
     
  2. #2 ReeferMan2000, Oct 28, 2012
    Slater: "You cool, man?"
    Kid: "Like, how?"
    Slater: "Okaaaaay... o_O"

    - Dazed and Confused
     
  3. #3 KushMastaFlex, Oct 28, 2012
    Not a line exactly, but the scene where Mothafucka Jones explains the origins of his name. I was so high, choked on my popcorn.

    -Horrible Bosses
     
  4. #4 TheKurupted, Oct 29, 2012
    "Hey girl, ya hungry?"
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp1rkJ928pI]Dave Chapelle Half Baked - Funny Clip - YouTube[/ame]
     
  5. #5 Tree Of Life, Nov 2, 2012
    Dwayne: "You have to understand man, you're just like a pawn I'm playing in a much larger game."

    Vaughn: "Did you just call me a pawn? I'm not a chesspiece, I'm like a fucking battleship!"

    - Also from 30 Minutes or Less :hello:
     
  6. #6 John1000, Nov 2, 2012
    coundnt stop laughing
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L8DcjFOD1k]Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke - Classic Clip - YouTube[/ame]

    i just had to post this its not really a line/clip but whatever

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opZqhwr_pRY]Police got my car - Cheech and Chong - YouTube[/ame]
     
  7. #7 FaMiLytilIdie, Nov 2, 2012
    I laugh every time on pineapple express when the one dude says "yuh wanna wear my vest? It smell good", other guy replies "sorry it's not my style" then the black guy says "ha....you ain't got no style muthafucka" it always makes me laugh to on Wilfred when Ryan says "I'm returning the cats there is no reason to keep them" and then Wilfred is says "dude,I was literally just about to kill them"
     
  8. #8 StalinApproves, Nov 2, 2012
  9. #9 AR Toasty, Nov 2, 2012
    That shit's hilarious.

    Get Him to the Greek
    Aldous: "I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was in Darfur, or Rwanda, or Zimbabwe, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't. "

    Or how about Shaun of the Dead, at the very beginning. When Shaun is defending Ed to Liz, who says he's too crude, Ed walks up...

    "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?"

    Gets me every time.
     
  10. #10 Tree Of Life, Nov 2, 2012
    DUDE! Get Him To The Greek is fucking awesome! I could watch that movie like 4 times in a day without getting bored. :eek:
     
  11. #11 IWakeNVape, Nov 2, 2012
    There's so fucking many in pineapple express...

    Angies dad: "You two assholes do EXACTLY what I say, or I will take you out and fuck you in the street!"

    Saul and Dale: "No! Don't fuck us anywhere!"
     
  12. #12 AG222, Nov 2, 2012
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Ht3zJQHAo]Oh the weather outside is weather - YouTube[/ame]

    "The weather outside is weather."

    -Forgetting Sarah Marshall
     
  13. #13 TokenChoken, Nov 2, 2012
    That's one of my favorite things to do haha, watching Wilfred high.
     
  14. #14 bazoski1er, Nov 2, 2012
    You're a smelly pirate hooker.

    Where'd you get those clothes... the toilet store?

    I wanna be on you.

    I love lamp.

    I've heard their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation.
     
  15. #15 Tree Of Life, Nov 2, 2012
    ^ What movie is that from dude? :smoking:
     
  16. #16 weedinseed, Nov 2, 2012
    Billy madison

    Yelling "GO TO YOUR HOME" at the golfball
     
  17. #17 brahmabull, Nov 2, 2012
    dopest dope ive ever smoked
     
  18. #18 brahmabull, Nov 2, 2012
    maaa get the meatloaf!!!
     
  19. #19 IWakeNVape, Nov 2, 2012

    That would be Happy Gilmore :D
     
  20. #20 weedinseed, Nov 2, 2012
    [quote name='"IWakeNVape"']

    That would be Happy Gilmore :D[/quote]

    Your right sorry ive been smoking kief today haha
     
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