Whats the funniest thing you have seen or heard of thats true? I love the topics and love them even more HIGH I'll start, it isn't nearly the funniest but it's off the top of my head. Ok, i have this friend (lets call him Ben... Ben Cheema... Ben Cheema 10328 37 Avenue, Seattle, Washington....just to be safe) and he barely ever blazes and when he does he can barely take regular hits. When Ben blazes he kindof movies in fast motion, or at least it seems like that, mabye it's just me. Anyways we were blazing before we went to see the Pink Floyd Lazer show and after smoking a few doobs with some friends my other friend, Chris, takes out his glass pipe. Now Ben has never, ever smoked anything beside a joint and was unaware of the smoke buildup that takes place in the pipes chamber. I whip out my jet lighter, he takes the hardest hit mankind has ever experienced.....opens the shotgun and BAAAAAAAAAM: Ben flies backwards and nails the rail on the stairs we were blazing on. I can only describe this toke with the simile: "felt like getting hit with a sack of bricks", from what I witnessed anyways. It was like Garth from Waynes World when he sees that hot chick he likes and shoot backwards, for those who have seen the movie. I laughed so hard, he almost threw up and after a while of him coughing we went in and enjoyed the show. It was too perfect. NOW LETS HERE YOUR TALES OF COMEDIC ADVENTURE!
My friend used to smoke weed but he eventually stopped because he felt his lungs becoming weaker (thats what he says!). So it was Eric's birthday and my sober friend comes a long and smokes hookah with me. Well, while he was inside we packed another hookah bowl but this time grinded up a few gs and spread it in there. We start smoking again and my sober friend keeps saying... what is this flavor? It tastes different. Well after the entire bowl was gone I look around and all my friends are blazed and my sober friend was blazed too but didnt realize it. He gets up and looks at all of us and says you bastards you put weed in that didnt you?! He wasnt too pissed but it was funny to see him hit the hookah with bud and not even know it.
last july I went to colorado with my friend eric and I bought a glass spoon at a headshop there and we smoke a lot of cannabis out of it and I cough a lot and after were done eric is like "let's go to the ice cream store" and of course I think it's a good idea so we go to the ice cream store and its the 4th of july and there was a parade so it was packed full of people and were standing in line so I start leaning on a bookshelf or something and I close my eyes and I start swinging on it havin a good time like there was no one in there then BAM! something furry hits me in the head then BAM! something hard hits me in the head and I open my eyes and im on the ground of this fucking icecream store full of people all of which are staring at me and eric says "dude lets get out of here" and we go outside and he's like "dude you just hit your head on a little girl then ran into a wall" were going back this july