funniest/craziest random thing u thought of high

a baby in a mouthwash bottle

 

if the universe was just a place in my energy drink.

 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ck3rO_m3A"]YouTube - Richard Feynman - The Universe in a Glass of Wine[/ame]

 

the whole world is just a science experiment

 

Me too!!! like humans grow lil experiments of bacteria and that.. so like what if our universe is just one small experiment in a dish being watched by someone/thing else.. and one day they might decided to just throw away the experiment...ooo

 

if only i could remember.

 

does this mean im a genius too?

 

that there were gazelles... and they were going to get me.

 

you and me both..

 

I guess this was pretty bad haha me and my buddy cracked up about it for the longest time in my car yesterday.

Apparently all the girls I meet turn out to be ugly and crazy. I was like oh yeah well then where do you expect me to pick up women? Bars? So he says to me, "Clubs man"

Heres the best part. I actually said this, "Yeah but dude, only sluts go to the clubs"

hes like yeah man that's the fucking point! We laughed our asses off. This isn't really a thought though but oh well.