Fundamental Christianity at its best

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by xXMelkorXx, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. here is a site that gathers the sheer stupidity of fundamental christianity..i hope all you atheists will enjoy..

    Here are a few samples..

    A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.

    Kirabellydancer , YouTube [Comments (158)] [2007-Oct-21]

    Do you know what medical students are exposed to as they are learning about medicine? In one college course, students were required to "examine" other stripped down students! This is abominable. Is it worth it to go through that kind of education and ignore God's Word? Looking on nakedness is a shameful and intolerable thing. And most employment for doctors and nurses requires looking on other people's nakedness (bathing patients, giving shots, operating, examining, etc.) What will we do as people who have been bought at the very high price of the blood of God? What will be most important to us? Our careers... or our integrity as priests of God?

    Jesus lovers in Indianapolis, Modest Dress (part 4) [Comments (156)] [2008-Jan-09]
    Submitted by Magni

    There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!

    I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own.

    Uberbeliever, CF [Comments (118)] [2008-Jan-30]
  2. Don't forget, Gods loves you all eternally, but if you don't do what he says; he'll whoop your ass.
  3. always good for a laugh
  4. fundamental christians make me sick to my stomach.
  5. although i guess i am an 'atheist' by default (i just dont fuck with any of that bs), this part is very true and bothers me a lot:

    RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
  6. It's so easy to defy them with their own reasoning..
    If God didn't want us to have abortions, we would have never had the idea to do it. Evidently crowd control is needed.
  7. yeah except we don't believe that we were put on the earth get in peoples faces and try to convert everybody you come across. oh and also, we don't speak in tongues and have seizures when we get excited about stuff.

    fundamental christians are the quacks of society, try watching Jesus Camp, it really is horrifying. I think i'd choose death over getting brainwashed at one of their little concentration camps for children.
  8. #8 TheDope, Aug 7, 2008
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    Awesome Melkor. I had no idea how stupid a lot of people are. I would rep+ you, but I dont think rep even counts for me yet. :wave:
  9. Athiests really exaggerate the whole conversion thing, I cant remember the last time someones tried to convert me.
  10. this made me laugh out loud at work.
  11. #11 theResinator, Aug 7, 2008
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    Jesus Camp tells me that this is no exaggeration, and there are some extreme cases of this, particularly with the Evangelical Christians. It will blow your mind.

    Watch the movie and just look into their eyes. Their insanity is noticable.

  12. #12 Deleted member 87043, Aug 7, 2008
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    George Carlin quote right there.

    Did anyone notice how his prediction about religious people going batshit insane and eventually shooting other people in a church because of gay people and abortion and stuff came true??

    Disgruntled worshipers lol xD

    "There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

    ^^^holy shit!!! xD... probably the very definition of ignorance!!
  13. i hate practically all religion myself....but i dont think u guys should be bashing the religion as a whole because of a few stupid ass people. not every christian believes what these people are saying (obviously....just wanna put that out there)
  14. I really don't give a fuck what anyone else believes as long as it doesn't interfere with my life. They can spew whatever ignorant bullshit they want, and I can ignore it just as easily. It's not like the country is being oppressed by Fundamentalists/Evangelicals. These quotes were pretty entertaining though:
  15. Well, considering that the United States is home to a population of Christians that represent 75%+ of the population, they are certainly a powerful voting group with significant influence.

    The U.S. has also home to a number of theocratic laws, most notably it's ban of Fetal Stem Cell Research and legality concerning abortion.

    It certainly seems to be an issue in the United States, especially if you happen to be an atheist:

    I dig what you mean, cosmic serpent, but it does seem to effect an awful lot of people's lives.
  16. glad you guys like made me sick personally, speciially how one idiot was saying all wiccans and pagan people are satan worshippers, and sacrifice animals and rape children..

    fucking assholes..if anything 80 percent or so (not exact I know) but 80 percent of the wiccans i know are vegans for fucks sake
  17. Damn this shit is funny. Bookmarked!
  18. #18 Blutteufel, Aug 8, 2008
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    Fuck, I can't even find a facepalm for this one. It's the most epic fail to ever fail at failing (no, that's not a double negative).
  19. Holy fuck, I'm a muslim?

    It's awesome because I'm eating a salami sandwich and drinking a beer as I read that.
  20. #20 Blutteufel, Aug 8, 2008
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    The runner-up:

    The winner;

    Honorable to mention:

    Whoa, looks like we have a new winner, folks:

    What the fuck?:

    Hypocrites are funny:

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